<p>She watched Asian dramas for years and years till she transformed into an asian actress she related to and ran to the end of the world and burped so loud that it caused a tsunami in malasia right next to wisconsins western riverside.</p>
<p>then she ate a dirty sandwitch from 'back hole cafe and restaurant' and ran to the little black hole room to puke.</p>
<p>And then, Liza was crushed by a Boeing 747, which had also been sucked up into the black hole.</p>
<p>So Liza accelerated toward the center of the black hole along with the Boeing 747. However, in the middle of her trip, she surpassed the speed of light, went back in time, and transformed into a 2-year-old. Somehow, her memory was still intact. Determined to get in college despite her physical disadvantage, Liza...</p>
<p>ran to the other end of the world and took a dump for three hours.</p>
<p>She realized that didn't increase her chance of getting into college at all (for her fingers were still too short to hold a pencil). Therefore, she rushed into a daycare with the thought she might as well start by dominating the world of babies and began to give a speech...</p>
<p>"My first word was mommy but then I learned more and more and more and more but then I was sucked into a black hole and spit out then I forgot all the stuff I had learned so now I'm here telling all of you what happened to me because IU feel that it is time for me to go to the end of time and dominate the baby world of the unknown land I am now in"was the speech she had intended to give had chaos theory not posted before me.</p>
<p>Liza did in fact give that speech and did so in such an impressive matter that even the one-year-old exclaimed "ou ou!!" in approval. The infants began to crawl toward Liza and raised her on their backs to make her the new baby queen. Liza then suddenly experienced a strange sensation. Her head felt dizzy and she suddenly grew into a five-year-old.</p>
<p>She then ate a green pumpkin and crawled up a snake digestive system where she found the apps that she had sent to harvard.</p>
<p>SHe cleaned off the apps as best she could, stuck them in the mail, and figured, "what the hell...it's worth a shot."</p>
<p>3 months later on April 1st, she received a letter from Harvard that said...</p>
<p>"dear Lizza, we would like to inform you that your apps were way too soaked in snake intestinal juices that it was quite difficult to read. On a lighter note, you're qualifications are very cool and amazing but there seems to be a very large gap between your senior year and now. One would think that you were sucked into a black hole or something liek that. We regret to say that you have been rejected."</p>
<p>So Liza moved on in life, and decided to continue with her hopes of ruling the world. She went back to the daycare where she had given her speech and managed to form an army of babies that would later.....</p>
<p>...take over the world. The End.</p>
<p>Part 2: The babies, tired of Liza's dictatorial reign, decided to overthrow her...</p>
<p>Then Liza butchered the babies and decided to create an army of penguins to invade Canada to find out why their health care costs so little.</p>
<p>Liza then changed her name to Lisa, as she did not like the last letter of the alphabet. The penguins then reported that Canadians smoke reefer, which enables them to never get sick. She now smokes weed with Snoop all day...</p>
<p>Snoop Dogg decided to stop smoking weed and became a ninja and killed lisa which now makes snoop dogg the main character of this story.</p>
<p>Yet, thanks to the National Health Care Act passed by the Canadian Parliament, Lisa was saved by Canada's fantastic universal healthcare system. After she had recovered in hospital, Lisa realized that her attempted invasion of Canada had been completely foiled by the Canadian authority, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. She was taken into custody, was found guilty by the Court of Queen's Bench (Canada's court of justice), and was sentenced to serve a 500,000,000-year jail sentence at one of the Soviet Gulags in Siberia...</p>
<p>But then her father, Hitler, came back from Hell and saved her. She was so attracted to him that they made love and had babies.</p>
<p>then snoop dogg heard of this and used his stealthy ninja tactics to kill her and her entire family inorder to become teh main character again.</p>