<p>imagine a loan...</p>
<p>guaranteed approval regardless of credit, cosigner, income, etc</p>
<p>there's no APR or any interest whatsoever</p>
<p>BUT if you are delinquent or late on three payments you must give them all your assets...money, clothing, house, wife, even your job and degree</p>
<p>if you had to get a private loan, would you consider this?</p>