<p>...one little (or 40 big) inspirational speeches to pick you up (and if you're like me) get you revved up to do those supplements: YouTube</a> - 40 Inspirational Speeches in 2 Minutes</p>
<p>Wishing you guys all the best!</p>
<p>That made me smile :). Thanks.</p>
<p>And yeah, I seriously have to work on those other essays... sigh.</p>
<p>Sono venuto, ho visto, ho Conquistata, da Yale.</p>
<p>I was part of the Stanford Slaughter, but just curious, what does the Yale rejection/deferred/accepted letter look like?</p>
<p>Dear William:</p>
<p>Congratulations on your admission to the Yale College Class of 2013! You have every reason to feel proud of your accomplishments, and it gives me great pleasure to send you this letter.</p>
<p>On the folder that holds your admissions materials, you will find the words of the late George Pierson, a professor and official historian of the University: "Yale is at once a tradition, a company of scholars, and a society of friends." We seek superb and interesting students who will feel at home in this remarkable community, and we look forward to celebrating your unique contribution to the university's life and mission.</p>
<p>You may reply to our offer of admission by completing our online reply card. You will find a link to it above. While the final Candidate's Reply Date is May 1, we would be happy to hear from you any time you feel ready to make your decision.</p>
<p>On April 20th, 21st and 22nd, most of your future classmates will come to the campus for Bulldog Days, our program for admitted students, and we hope you will join them. To register for Bulldog Days and also to make connections with other admitted students, please visit our admitted student website at Unsupported</a> Browser.</p>
<p>Finally, if you have any general or specific questions about Yale, feel free to e-mail us at <a href="mailto:bulldog@yale.edu">bulldog@yale.edu</a>. I am delighted, both for you and for the College, at the prospect that you will join us next fall. Welcome to Yale!</p>
<p>Best wishes,</p>
<p>Jeffrey Brenzel
Jeffrey Brenzel
Dean of Undergraduate Admissions</p>
<p>^why would you put that on a deferred thread?</p>
<p>Dear Daniel:</p>
<p>Wow, you suck. Why were you even considering college? Start working on your burger flipping skills tomorrow. You'll need them.</p>
<p>Thanks for wasting our time, jackass. I mean, it wasn't much time, but still. I could've been taking a nap or something. Now we know why we had 5500 applicants: idiots like you thought you had a chance to get in.</p>
<p>I'm sure you'll apply to some other schools, and probably get rejected too. While this happens, remember that people who are superior human beings to you will be having a great time thinking about how amazing Yale is and how much better they are than you. They're also better-looking and funnier. Trust us, we have our interviewers evaluate them.</p>
<p>Hope you don't get cancer or something, although the world does have a population problem, so if you really get tired of wasting everyone's time, feel free to off yourself.</p>
<p>Thanks for your money,</p>
<p>Jeffrey Brenzel
Jeffrey Brenzel
Dean of Undergraduate Admissions</p>
<p>Dear XXXXXXXX,</p>
<p>I read through your application and I decided to defer you. Not because you deserve to come here, or you even qualify, but because your school's pretty good and we don't want to see applications die down. After all, you National Science Whatever 2nd place finishes and whatnot are probably pretty visible through school. To lead you guys on, we'll take the money. Thanks for the dough.</p>
<p>2310? 750 in Math for an Asian? I thought our application specified that no one lower than a 2410 could apply. 800s in Math 2c and Biology and Chemistry? Who doesn't have that? Supplementary research? Handsome Dan used your supplementary materials as toilet paper! </p>
<p>And worse off, Chess. Top 100 of your age? WHO CARES. Started clubs and helped poor kids and showed Passion? WHO CARES? I would like you to know that the majority of the people we accepted happened to meet our criteria of superengineered humans who broke several world records, invented a time machine, wrote the Magna Carte in their spare time, and had legacy descendants from Confucius, Einstein and my mom. </p>
<p>So in conclusion, thanks for the dough, you piece of monkey backside. We appreciated your efforts to attempt to show us that you were mildly qualified to do anything remotely close to being termed "Smart". </p>
<p>Don't kill yourself or anything. I mean, community colleges are pretty cool, y'know. We would like to inform you that we stapled a burger king application on the back of this letter for your convienence. </p>
<p>Thanks for your "interest" in Yale</p>
<p>Jeffrey Brenzel
Jeffrey Brenzel
Dean of Undergraduate Admissions</p>
<p>^LOL</p>
<p>10char</p>
<p>lol good to see you back OneKing! XD
Your post was really funny. Thanks for making me laugh. I'm really looking forward to getting that burger king application, too. ;)</p>
<p>I was simply replying to the question</p>
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<p>I'm sorry if that came off any differently. Not my intentions.</p>
<p>^^ I think it would have been nice if you had started a new thread. Not criticizing you, but I started this thread as a pick me up, but now...it kind of depresses me.</p>
<p>Yeah same. (Deferred applicant here.)
Did you get deferred, hellosail?</p>
<p>Yep. There was crying, but I'm over it now. REJECTFERRED PARTY WITH MY FRIENDS THIS WEEKEND. I am actually excited for that.</p>
<p>yea thatd be nice to have..if i actually had any friends who got deferjected from YALE =(</p>
<p>they didn't care about me enough to send me a BK application. better if i lived off the streets, i bet.</p>
<p>what was i thinking when i applied? lolol</p>
<p>haha this is the funiest thread ever i was LMAOing so much....picks u up wen ur down =)</p>
<p>... they sent me a McDonald's application... :( I guess they don't like me as much.</p>