To end the Emma Watson (Hermoine) debate once and for all...

Colleges and Universities A-Z Yale University
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<p>She visited Yale, took a tour of the campus, had the tour guide ask her for her autograph (for which this person was reprimanded), was interviewed (she's apparently a very nice, smart, eloquent girl)... and in the end didn't even apply.</p>

<p>She is attending Cambridge, in England.</p>

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<p>About Emma:</p>

<p>I maintain that being a celebrity would suck.</p>

<p>About you: </p>

<p>I vaguely remember reading that your mom works in Yale’s admissions department…</p>

<p>So, how does that work? Did you, like, give her your app?</p>

<p>Do people in admissions know you?</p>

<p>I’m just curious.</p>

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<p>OP: I think I love you. I’m not sure yet, though. Do you have brown hair?</p>

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<p>I have brown hair?</p>

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<p>O:</p>

<p>Noted. But are you tall ( 5"9 +)?</p>

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<p>6’0’’ even haha</p>

<p>1: Get accepted
2: Marriage
3: ???
4: Profit</p>

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<p>I like that girls are okay with discriminating on height, but flip s–t if guys won’t date someone because she’s fat.</p>

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<p>xxxx (mwl - 2.19.2009) –> </p>

<p>What the hell does that mean?</p>

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<p>Excellent. Now. If you’re willing to accept a meagre dowry of 4 pigs, two salt crystals and a radio, I think we’re set.</p>

<p><em>profits</em></p>

<p>EDIT: do you have any context for that, Collegehopefull?</p>

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<p>Will you throw in 2 cattle as well? Then we’re talking…</p>

<p>And college… I know the double standards are ridiculous.</p>

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<p>Just ignore my posts, why don’chya?</p>

<p>lol,jk,indiarubber.</p>

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<p>That would leave my father bankrupt. But I’ll consider it. See you at Yale? O:</p>

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<p>Maybe? :S</p>

<p>HOLD ON. Collegehopeful just PM’ed me a reminder to check your height and weight!</p>

<p>And I am now inspired to make a new thread… incoming.</p>

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<p>How devious.</p>

<p>I’m 5"7 and 52 kg as of yesterday.</p>

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<p>What? No, I didn’t!</p>

<p>(also, it’s ‘your’…not ‘you’re’…I’m sorry, I had to)</p>

<p>I am 5’8’’ and 150 pounds as of three hours ago.</p>

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<p>Haha slip of the… erm keyboard! Sometimes if you don’t watch it it comes out wrong…</p>

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<p>I’m 5’10", about 135lbs. And it’s true about women and height. I wouldn’t date a guy who’s shorter than me.</p>

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<p>( I’m a short guy…)</p>

<p>Well. </p>

<pre><code> Your loss.
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<p>The OP is crackin’</p>

<p>Emma DID apply to Yale, got in, and is seriously considering it. S+FU if you don’t know what’s going on :p</p>

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<p>actually, she DID apply and DID get in and doesn’t know where she is going to go…</p>