<p>Dan - I actually have no idea what either of them look like. All I know is that one of them is a vampire and the other is a werewolf, and they’re both pretty keen on statutory rape. </p>
<p>Right? Because aren’t they immortal, and the girl is like 16? Has it really just gone completely overlooked that the hunky monsters are just statutory-raping the hell out of this girl?</p>
<p>This is the kind of critical literary analysis that one can expect to build from a Tufts education.</p>
<p>They should put me on promotional materials.</p>
<p>I can see the image now: you, on the cover of the viewbook, a thought bubble formed over your head. Inside the bubble: Edward+Bella=Jail.</p>
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I wholeheartedly agree with this!!! :P</p>
<p>And Jacob is definitely hotter btw.</p>