<p>made you look..
i apologise but i am extreemememmely bored</p>
<p>dude stop doin that....its makin me paranoid</p>
<p>yeah seriously - my computer wouldnt load this web page and i nearly had an heart attack</p>
<p>they are up! Just found out i got rejected. It said there were over 2000 applicants this year and because of last year's overacceptance of freshman class, only 120 were picked........................and i was acting like the poster of this thread, just kidding, sorry.</p>
<p>I am confused- is this last post false, or did you get rejected today. This whole joke thread thing is really just a waste of time- people see the link, wait for it to load... and then see it's just a byproduct of someone's (who spends, aparrently, much to much time nervously refreshing the threads page in the first place) neurosis. </p>
<p>So yeah, it would be appreciated if you write something like 'joke forum' in the thread, so people can stop clicking on these raging-yeast-infections of attempted humor.</p>
<p>they're all jokes in this thread, noname - ggalage's post included.</p>
<p>Rejected :(</p>
<p>"Dear XXXXX,</p>
<p>The Admissions committee has finished reviewing the files of over 1300 transfer applicants, and I am sorry to say but you were simply not good enough for Penn. Normally we would offer our consolations in a rejection letter like this but your qualifications were so below par that we were compelled to personalize your rejection letter. The admissions committee hopes that your applying to Penn was a joke, and were it serious, we hope to God that you will not have kids so that there is no chance of your spreading the stupidity in your genes.</p>
<p>One positive note in your application was the fact that it allowed some levity to seep into our commitee during our deliberations - we had a good laugh at your ridiculously average statistics and your attempt at an "essay." Even as I am writing this letter, I remember chuckling at your mutiliation of the English language in your essay. </p>
<p>All in all, we seriously hope that you do not have any kids in the future, and you may contact our medical school at the following number for a free vasectomy: 201-731-0327. May God have mercy on your stupidity.</p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>Willis J. Stetson, Jr.
Dean of Admissions"</p>
<p>WOw y17k u just pwned all of us.</p>
<p>wow, i thought that was real, bro, not funny again........l</p>
<p>yah not the best taste of humor! :mad:</p>
<p>AHAHAHAHAH omg.. that was funny y17k.</p>
<p>That was hilarious haha, nice work.</p>
<p>Edit: Somebody with balls who plans on re-applying for transfer send something like that as one of your essays! :)</p>
<p>lol this thread is so friggin pointless.</p>
<p>Your going to hell. And not the good kind where you have to eat donuts all the time like Homer. The bad kind.</p>
<p>Layla121986... chitor astee?</p>
<p>Mas123:</p>
<p>Khoobam, Merci! Kheyli khoshalam az een ke Columbia ghabool shodam. Shoma az koja fahmeedee ke Irooni hastam?</p>
<p>Wow, mubarak baasha. Masha'allah. Khaylee khoob danishgaah hast.</p>
<p>Az ismit fahmeedam ke yaa afghan astee ya irani...lol lucky guess.</p>
<p>LOL, y17k, that is a hilarious letter. You are one seriously funny guy!</p>
<p>are you speaking hindi? my friend is bengali and all i remember from her is chai tee kay. lol</p>
<p>We're speaking Farsi!</p>