<p>You are all intelligent people. I will impose an important question. Why do cats have fur, but when it falls off, it’s cat hair?</p>
<p>mind=blown</p>
<p>I know right. This is what I do when I wait.</p>
<p>Cats have fur. When the fur falls off it’s still fur. It’s just the person calling it “cat hair” is too lazy to say fur. I mean, in comparison to how many times we say “hair,” “fur” doesn’t come up that often. “I’m going to go brush my HAIR.” “Smell my HAIR.” “I love your HAIR.” “Did you get a HAIRcut?”</p>
<p>I’m going to ask another question.
You know how if you ask someone if they got a haircut, they reply with “no, I got 'em all cut,” and they think it’s the smartest thing ever? What do you guys say?
This is my response:
“No, I am not asking if one of your hairs has been cut, I am referring to the hair treatment called a HAIRCUT in which someone, usually a professional, cuts all of your hairs. When I asked if you got a haircut, I mean “haircut” as in one word, not two. Do you get it now?” or something of the sort. Sorry if it sounds rude, but I WAS NOT LOOKING FOR A SMART-ALIK ANSWER!!!</p>
<p>Why do you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?</p>
<p>@stargirl3 I think we live in different parts of the world as I have never heard of such a comment. Usually when someone gets a haircut (and if I like it), I say “Nice haircut man.” And then we move on.</p>
<p>@PxAlaska haha I wish that’s what they said to me! I’m always worried that I’ll comment on their haircut and it’ll be from like two weeks ago or something :)</p>
<p>@grotonguy This gets me every time! We’re just weird like that, I guess. :)</p>
<p>Did you guys get another email from Groton today? The subject was “A Message From Groton Admissions” and it basically said that they received your application.</p>
<p>@Stargirl3 I got that one a few weeks ago. I have no idea how their email system works. Somtimes I get emails from admission offices weeks later than everyone else.</p>
<p>I got that today too :)</p>
<p>Something fun:
Should we turn to the right where nothing’s left or should we turn to the left where nothing’s right?
“To pee or not to pee, that’s the question”-Shakesbeer. (I often say that when it’s near the end of my class so teachers won’t let us go to pee)</p>
<p>@hamburger110</p>
<p>I say the left because you can always try to make things right.</p>
<p>I feel like March 10 is approaching rather quickly…</p>
<p>@stargirl3: I personally will go to the right since I can create many things on my own accord.</p>
<p>Good point! Now this is getting a bit tricky… can we go straight where everything’s perfect?</p>
<p>@stargirl3: my friend said exactly the same! But it’s just a rhetorical question hehe :D</p>
<p>@stargirl3: But go straight, and you find that nothing’s right, and nothing’s left. What do you do?</p>
<p>The secret to happiness is to have nothing and the secret to unhappiness is to struggle with morals 
Straight all the way bro.</p>
<p>haha. im not a monk but Im happy haha. @GoldenRatio. i like your idea! Nothing’s right, nothing’s left!</p>