<p>Our air went out and right now, we can't afford to fix it. Fans suck, and the Florida is a very humid state. </p>
<p>What are some innovational/creative ways to keep cool when you're limited on resources?</p>
<p>Smart*** answerers, i'll sic a gator on you</p>
<p>make a paper fan, and wave it in your face.</p>
<p>Take an ice cold bath.</p>
<p>Drink a cold beer.</p>
<p>I’m assuming you still have power, so don’t do this if it’s out. I stick my head in the freezer for a few minutes until I can’t take it anymore</p>
<p>take off all your clothes and be naked</p>
<p>^ It’s quite liberating.</p>
<p>eat cold things. Fruits, ice cubes, ice cream, nibble on frozen vegetables like peas and let them thaw in your mouth (not as gross as it sounds)</p>
<p>ice packs. get like three or four of them and make a rotation so you can go back to the freezer every 45 minutes or so and switch them. you’ll always have a cold one this way</p>
<p>Think about nails scratching a chalkboard. That crap gives me the shivers every time.</p>
<p>Fap.</p>
<p>Do it.</p>
<p>Wet towels ftw.</p>
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Fixed.</p>
<p>Lawl, you’re an idiot</p>
<p>^Excellent quoting skillz, but I don’t think I usually call people idiots so that they can’t see it.</p>
<p>Seeing as you said you have limited resources I’m assuming you only have 100 kilograms of gold, 100 barrels of refined oil, and 50 kilograms of flawless cubic zirconium. To start off, take all of your cubic zirconium and give it to a run down pawn shop. Make them beleive it’s real diamonds, and if they say it’s fake take it to a different shop. Repeat the process until one buys all of the zirconium.</p>
<p>Take your profit and invest it in exxon stock. Then, after converting all of your gold into currency, use the money to bribe your way to the head of OPEC. Donate all of your barrels of oil and remaining money to him, and convince him to use this oil to temporarily lower the price of gas in America by 25 cents. </p>
<p>Quickly, stowaway on a cargo plane home. When the price of gas is lowered, sell your stock at a high price. Use the fortune you made in the stock market to buy a house on the beach, and a few barges. Use the barges to tow a glacier directly beside your house. Rinse and repeat everytime your glacier melts, and by the time all the glaciers are gone, mother nature will have compensated and lowerd the temperature of the entire Earth, making air conditioners redundant.</p>
<p>I’ve heard that listening to indie music can make you cool.</p>
<p>^I like you</p>
<p>Pool, or ice cubes in armpit or on neck</p>
<p>Mooch money off your friends until you can fix the A/C. :)</p>
<p>Place a cold, wet towel over your face (esp. your forehead). Take a cold shower.</p>