<p>Bob lied. He’s 15%. Maybe even 20%. Obama > Bob. But Scooby > Obama.</p>
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<p>Nuh-uh. We Penn Toe Fungus Washers in the top 2% are the best. We’ll clean your feet so well you could eat off them, in fact, you’d probably want to eat off them.</p>
<p>That’s it, Bob’s dead…</p>
<p>Wait, Penn has toe fungus washers??? I’m going there!! Screw MIT!</p>
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<p>Scooby > Nermal > Garfield > Obama > God > You pocket pickers…</p>
<p>Sorry, I don’t mean to get in on your conversation, haha, but it’s really funny.</p>
<p>Penn is world renown for their toe fungus washing abilities. Get in the top 2% and you’re golden.</p>
<p>Top 2%, ha, I’ll get in the top 1%…</p>
<p>If he didn’t need affirmative action, why do we have it? And yeah, the Prez is doing a little better than I am. But at least I can talk for 5 minutes without a teleprompter.</p>
<p>Top 2% is where it’s at. Top 1% doesn’t count. Top 2% is the golden number.</p>
<p>I missed Big Brother. 
I also missed Hell’s Kitchen. Life as a Harvard Pocket Picker is so unfair.</p>
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<p>says he who thought MIT gives Latin honors at graduation :rolleyes:</p>
<p>ha, he probably hasn’t looked that much into MIT. I wouldn’t be too harsh.</p>
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<p>If you were a Penn Toe Fungus washer you would have seen both shows.</p>
<p>Lol, but if you were scooby you would have also seen both shows.</p>
<p>Wantsbrown: I hope you get rejected at every ivy you apply to and MIT and a wealthy urm gets in who lied on all of their essays.</p>
<p>I’m not taking my sneakers off. I am sneakers O’Toole.</p>
<p>^^ Hey, take those sneakers off!</p>
<p>No!
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<p>Take them off, I said!</p>
<p>No !</p>