<p>I'm sure all of you are familiar with names such as "University of Spoiled Children" or "University of Second Choice" given to USC by the Bruins.</p>
<p>However, I don't believe I've heard any joke names given for the UCLA. Since it's more well-known as its acronym than its full name (one characteristic shared among the two rival schools), I'm sure there is at least one name that SCers call UCLA.</p>
<p>My friend taunted how I'm applying to USC by calling it the University of Spoiled Children. I then retorted that UCLA is the University of Class-less Americans; she wasn't happy.</p>
<p>USC = University of Sexy Californians, University of Sexy Chicks, University of Succulent [insert word here synonymous with a feature of the female anatomy].</p>
<p>The Cal Extension Campus (similar to its formal official name of "University of Southern California Southern Branch")</p>
<p>and who knows...there might be a big budget cut (anything's possible) where all of the California schools become one system, resulting in "Cal State Westwood"</p>