<p>you distract him from school by flirting, thus pulling down his grades and getting him to like you. win-win :)</p>
<p>Handle it by playing children’s card games.</p>
<p>reminds me of Vegan, Virgin, Valentine by Caroline Mackler. That relationship didn’t end up very well though…</p>
<p>^ True story! Loved that book!</p>
<p>“Hey baby, let’s do a little single variable calculus together. ;)”
“If I were sine squared theta and you were cosine squared theta, together we’d be one. ;)”</p>
<p>Plenty more where that came from.</p>
<p>This reminds me of Josh and his girlfriend from Drake & Josh lololol.</p>
<p>Collegeluva I actually lold at that one, kudos to you.</p>
<p>@CORVIDS, aw, I love them. :)</p>
<p>@CORVIDS Josh and Mindy. Cutest couple EVER :)</p>
<p>@dfree124 Thank you. Thank you very much.</p>
<p>Academic rival? What the heck?..</p>
<p>There’s no such thing. My God.</p>
<p>You sign up for honors english
Academic Rival: IN THAT CASE, I CHOOSE AP ENGLISH</p>
<p>^ lulz, they are weighted the same in my school. Next year I’m choosing honors english instead of AP cause it’s less work, hehe.</p>
<p>I would think that if you had a crush on someone, you would try to be in all of his/her classes.</p>
<p>^Very true. So here’s what you do:
One day in the near future, he may approach you asking some kind of semi-competitive question like: "So, what did you get on this test?
You: “I got a 98 because I messed up some…”
Him: “Oh, I got a 100.”
You: “You are so competitive.” (here you scoff)
Him: “You’re just as bad as me.”
You: “That is not true. Only sometimes. Usually when I’m bowling or something.”
Him: “Bowling?”
You: “It’s a good time. You should try it.”
Him: “I know how to bowl!”
You: “Oh, ya, ok.”
Him: “I do!”
You: “Then you can show me what you got!”
Him: “Fine, I will!”
You: “I’ll see you Saturday at (insert time) at (insert local bowling place).”
Him: “I’ll be there.”</p>
<p>It’s a date. 
Though the chances of everything going exactly like this are slim, you can spin it however you desire, as long as you end up somewhere with him. Alone. ;)</p>
<p>Or wait until college. That’s where all the good guys are!</p>
<p>I redact my suggestion to second this:</p>
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<p>LOL…“hey babe, wanna check out my grades?” and “hey babe, how about me and you go to the library” are too good. it’ll work!</p>
<p>edit: wrong post in wrong thread LOL</p>
<p>That would basically mean smart people are around other smart people in these private schools, and I’m sure if they were in terrible schools they wouldn’t end up doing so good as they did. It is the schools, just not directly.</p>
<p>Okay, seriously. Challenge em to a children’s card game and summon Mega Ultra Chicken. All will be solved.</p>
<p>USE THIS PICK-UP LINE: If you were my homework, I’d do you on the table. This post is probably gonna be deleted, but oh well.</p>