<p>Oh my God... everytime I look outside there's some black bird that keeps putting his poop in his mouth and drops it in the pool. WTH? It's disgusting. Why does he do this?</p>
<p>Because he hates you, and wants you to suffer.</p>
<p>Yeah I think he hates you. lol :o</p>
<p>maybe he's starving =</p>
<p>perhaps when u were little u accidentally stoned a bird and some relative of his wants to take revenge?</p>
<p>He's tormenting you because your life has come to the point that you're watching birds for entertainment and he knows it. Besides, who hasn't enjoyed a smidgin if his or her own fecal matter?</p>
<p>"Besides, who hasn't enjoyed a smidgin if his or her own fecal matter?"</p>
<p>Eww.</p>