<p>A bird of prey attempted to carry off a lone pug dog? :O</p>
<p>The pug dog would go beast mode and slit that bird’s throat.</p>
<p>I’d laugh. LOL, just imagine seeing a bird fly across the sky with a pug dog in its mouth. That would be funny as hell.</p>
<p>There would be a video of it on the internet. I imagine it would get lots of hits.</p>
<p>^Also, the first comment would be “fake and gay”</p>
<p>^Actually, the first comment would be “First!!!1!”.</p>
<p>^And the three-hundredth (<–dammit that’s an awkward word right there) comment would be 21 people can go suck Justin Bieber’s dick.</p>
<p>We would watch</p>
<p>It would fail.</p>