<p>"I basically turn into a five-year-old when I'm drunk. You can literally watch me regress through the years."</p>
<p>haha I do the same when i am blacked out. I once called my dad at 4 in the morning and invited him to come over and help me finish the keg. He told me the next day that he appreciated my offer but he had work in the morning.</p>
<p>I called my parents on New Years to wish them a Happy NEW YEAR!! and then again at 3 because I spontaneously decided I hated everyone at the party and wanted to leave. And they came and picked me up!! What a great night.</p>
<p>Not too many crazy things...
Had a trolley duel in the middle of the science block with my mates when I was in 2nd year.
Cosplayed as Princess Zelda to raise money for charity.
Usual stuff, come into lectures drunk from the night before, posed for stupid photos which became very public...</p>
<p>I just have to express my extreme appreciation for some of the amazing um "accomplishments" on here that have me lmao:
IlliniJBravoEcho - WOW. 2 words for you babe: "truck explosion"
Dead parrot - the tore frenulum from stuffing your mouth with cheese is absolutely idiotically beautiful. and also why i love guys.</p>
<p>type-0 you are a riot</p>
<p>Probably taking way too many shots and falling down.</p>
<p>I was talking to my lamp last weekend: "Stop staring at me. I don't like it. Here have a Rolling Rock." The Rolling Rock btw is still sitting next to my bed lamp. (I don't remember this.)</p>
<p>More quoteables: "After a while everyone starts looking Latino." which I sent into a site called pointsincase.com and it made it with the added caption of '[my name], on personal beer goggles'.</p>
<p>I came drunk on Unofficial [St. Patrick's Day] to my physics quiz section and when my teacher wouldn't tell me how many quizzes to drop, I told him, "If I ever see you on the outside, I'm going to push you into traffic." (I don't remember this.)</p>
<p>When getting out of the water after my lifeguard inservice (that was from 6-7:30 AM), I yelled, "Well, that was my shower today!" My boss was repulsed.</p>
<p>Went running on a Thursday night at midnight . . . yeah not the best idea when you're going to be running past the bars. I heard "Run, Forrest, run!" more times than I can count. Also I got these gems: </p>
<p>Random guy: "I can't believe he wore a t-shirt to a bar!!! Don't you have any collared shirts?!!!"</p>
<p>Random not too chubby but a little girl: "I should be jogging! High Five!!!"</p>
<p>I haven't had enough time to do anything completely crazy, but when something happens, this forum will be the first to know.</p>