<p>^ hahahahaha</p>
<p>borat: very nice very nice... how much?
penn guy: 48K. per year
borat: you JEW!</p>
<p>"Hello my name is (insert name), today, I would like to tell you why I would like to go to Penn State. 1st off, they got warton...."</p>
<p>Q: why do you want to attend Penn?</p>
<ol>
<li><p>hmm i don't. parents made me apply. biotch.</p></li>
<li><p>cuz harvard/princeton/yale won't take me. i was thinking about mit but i hate nerds. they suck. oh btw, there are many hot&easy girls at penn right? right right right?</p></li>
<li><p>even since my childhood, i had the dream of attending an ivy. stanford's alright, but i wanna get away from cali. i'm sick of getting hangovers from parties. dartmouth is ok, but i don't wanna go there cuz my friends never heard of it. and i heard drug business is bad there, which stinks cuz that's how i plan to pay for my tuition. princeton chicks are ugly. and...uuuuh wuts the question again??</p></li>
<li><p>take a guess! ; )</p></li>
<li><p>same reason as everyone else. duh.</p></li>
<li><p>OmG, cUz PeNn'S lIkE tHe BeSt ScHoOl EvEr! heart heart heart! TaKe Me PlEaSe! tears + starry eyes! LoVe YoU LoTs!</p></li>
</ol>
<p>hahahaha, the Borat ones are the best</p>
<p>"Well, after I lost the knife fight during my days on H, I realized that even a community college would reject me...so I decided to app to Penn." *</p>
<p>*this statement is not true</p>
<p>On Your Penn Interview:
Q: Do you have any questions on Upenn?
Me: Does it have a pussy magnet? Will I get girls with a shaved vagine?
Me: Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her? And maybe make a sexy time with her?
Q: No no no, that is my wife.
Me: A why not?
Q: Because, a woman has the right to choose who she has sex with.
Me: [stunned] WHAT?... You joke?
Q: She’s my wife, and also it must be consent.. That’s good right?
Me: Ahahahahaha! Not good for me!
Q: ……
Me: ……
Q: ……
Me: ……
Q: ……..
Me: Fine then..
[points to two cockroaches] Ahh, the Jews have shifted their shapes!!
Q: Those are cockroaches. Well any other questions?
Me: What job did you end up getting after going to Wharton?
Q: Ah, well, I am now retired.
Me: Wha? You are a retard?
Q: ...er... yes...
Me: Physical or mental?
Q: Umm…Tell me about some relationships you have.
Me: He is my neighbor, Nushuktan Tulyiagby, he is pain in my *<strong><em>s. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!
My neighbour, Nushulkton Tulyiagby is still *</em></strong>s. I get iPod, he get iPod mini. Haha! Everyone know iPod mini for girls!
Q: Where are you from again?
Me: Lemme sing you the anthem, you will know from this probably.
(sigh)
[singing the Kazakhi national anthem to the tune of the American national anthem] Kazakstan, greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium, Other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium. Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world, all other countries is run by the gays...
Q: Get the hell out of here.</p>
<p>Ideal interview. If you didn't see the movie you will have no idea of what I am talking about. If you have seen it, enjoy haha</p>
<p>lmao i <3 how u kno the words to the "kazakhi national anthem"</p>
<p>check out this borat clip (not from movie) ; absolutely hilarious!
<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=yJsukOL-0Os%5B/url%5D">http://youtube.com/watch?v=yJsukOL-0Os</a></p>