<p>The thing is, he really couldn't hurt a fairy if he wanted to. Hate crime laws and whatnot.</p>
<p>Wait, since when was Hook conservative?</p>
<p>He's a war-mongering dictator. Total fascist.</p>
<p>That might hurt him in Cambridge, doncha think?</p>
<p>What is a 'hook'?</p>
<p>hook Pronunciation (hk)
n.
1.
a. A curved or sharply bent device, usually of metal, used to catch, drag, suspend, or fasten something else.
b. A fishhook.
2. Something shaped like a hook, especially:
a. A curved or barbed plant or animal part.
b. A short angled or curved line on a letter.
c. A sickle.
3.
a. A sharp bend or curve, as in a river.
b. A point or spit of land with a sharply curved end.
4. A means of catching or ensnaring; a trap.</p>
<p>For a picture:
<a href="http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/wacky/props/weapons/pirate-hook.jpg%5B/url%5D">http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/wacky/props/weapons/pirate-hook.jpg</a></p>
<p>Ho ho. That's quite funny actually - well done.</p>