When i grow up i want to be a

<p>Hedge-fund manager.</p>

<p>Um yeah I'm going to hedge fund manager too. I don't really like lawyers. And I despise politicians.</p>

<p>If you want to make a lot of money, you need to either sue people or invest.</p>

<p>Be a community relations manager for some big gaming title</p>

<p>vigilante.</p>

<p>Porn director. Now go **** him, *****! I have many clients.</p>

<p>Corporate Lawyer. A biglaw just raised their salaries to $180k from $160k for first years. Every other top50 firm is going to follow suit.</p>

<p>A veterinarian, and eventually create my own business</p>