<p>nupenupeyooo: lmao… yeahhhhh </p>
<p>It’s not even 5p yet and I’m already thinking about having a glass of Sangria… sigh.</p>
<p>presjam03: I totally saw that a few days ago in my frantic search for golden information of hope… but I’ll totally thank you this summer. 
I should resume that housing search now that I think about it.</p>
<p>Ok guys I got it. This is how we all get in. Obama loves people who can mobilize/organize to start a movement. Maybe he wants us to select ourselves; show initiative.</p>
<p>So this is what we do. Whether we get in or not we stand outside the White House getting petitions from people on the street to support us as White House Interns. We submit the the petitions to the White House Staff who will in return use them as coasters.</p>
<p>Then, the second day of the internship we wait outside the gate and mug the people who were accepted and have badges to get inside. </p>
<p>We use their badges and preform their duties for the duration of the Summer.</p>
<p>Then upon completion or when “the jig is up” we all get arrested and spend twelve years in jail. We become bosses of our respective prisons and promise our fellow inmates to support us “by any means neccessary” when we/they get out. We promise them jobs and 1000 virgins if they follow us.</p>
<p>Then, we use our fellow felons to submit documents to the White House stating that we should become interns because we offer these people Hope for their future.</p>
<p>Boom we are all interns/felons. But, we all get to intern, and change the lives of convicted felons at the same time</p>
<p>Who’s with me…no one…Ahhh screw it.</p>
<p>I feel like we are all waiting on a Magical Golden Ticket to Willie Wonka’s World of Progressive change. But, the freaking Umpa-Loompa’s are taking too long with the applications…</p>
<p>nupenupeyooo:
I get the feeling you’re/were a creative writing major.
Just saying :)</p>
<p>Journalism and as you can tell my grades weren’t too great. I spent too much time day dreaming.lol</p>
<p>“We submit the the petitions to the White House Staff who will in return use them as coasters.” </p>
<p>hahahahaha classic! </p>
<p>Speaking of Umpa-Loompas, did anyone else feel completely jilted that they used one guy as the model for all in the new version?? I at least crossed my arms and gave a considerably loud “hmph” in the movie theater.</p>
<p>nupenupeyooo:
haha,wow.I was REALLY close!</p>
<p>kaysera:
HAHA.I didn’t see the new one in theaters(the one from a few years ago,right?)But when I did eventually see it,I was somewhat disappointed.
Wow,this is pathetic…lol</p>
<p>prospie67: lol we are slightly pathetic, but, considering the circumstances I think we deserve a pass. I mean, seriously. I sorta saw monday’s mass email coming, but I think it was more of a worst-case-scenario dream. </p>
<p>At least we’re getting some laughs out of it. Maybe we can form a lobby - attempt to get an “Intern Czar” …they have basically every other type of czar already… ha</p>
<p>I was thinking, do you guys think that it makes sense that everyone is contacted at the same time? I feel like it makes more logical sense that people who were selected are contacted first (in case there are any “no thank you’s”) and then the rejections.<br>
Thoughts?</p>
<p>kaysera:
I most definitly agree with you
Ha,yea Obama is definitely increasing the number of czars in his administration.Having a few “Intern Czars” wouldn’t be a big deal…
oh,maybe we can intern for ALL the czars…they must need people to work for them.
right?
maybe not :/</p>
<p>For those that are rejected,they’ll probably all get an email saying nice try but…no.
I think for those that have made it,will either get a call from whatever department they’re being placed in OR an email congratulating them…thats just my opinion.</p>
<p>presjam03: I was wondering that, too. I figured they would give out acceptances first. A friend of mine found out he wasn’t chosen for a summer associate position b/c the girl he was competing with got the email acceptance before he received any notification at all. Oh, he found this out b/c he sits behind her in a law class and happened to see the email she had opened… ick. What a way to find out.</p>
<p>prospie67: lol great idea! We should show up and say, “What? You didn’t know you had an intern? Well you do and it’s me. They didn’t want you to get all bogged down in the paperwork <em>insert beaming smile/evil grin here</em>”</p>
<p>Hey if we don’t get in do we transfer from this thread to the one on [Fmylife</a> - ■■■ : Your everyday life stories.](<a href=“http://www.fmylife.com%5DFmylife”>http://www.fmylife.com)</p>
<p>Would our story read like this: I spent day and night waiting on an Obama White House Internship hanging out with people named Awesome Opossum and GeorgreDubyaPutin for about three weeks talking about how excited we were about the opportunity. I didn’t get in.■■■</p>
<p>kaysera:
LOL.yes! Honestly though,since so many people are being appointed in such a rush, they probably wouldn’t be surprised that an intern got “assigned” to them.
right…assigned.Not like we just decided to show up at their office w/o warning…
That wouldn’t be very…nice?
:)</p>
<p>nupenupeyoo:
hahaha
■■■…almost used to BE my life.I now check it once a week…
But yes,that would be a FABULOUS story.
A legit ■■■,indeed.</p>
<p>LOL </p>
<p>That’s a tempting idea. There’s also the other angle: [■■■■■■■</a> Love My Life](<a href=“http://flml.org/]■■■■■■■”>http://flml.org/)
Be really really sarcastic about how much of an honor it was to be considered and denied, but it was a great opportunity! haha I like to show each side equal consideration. :p</p>
<p>prospie67: nice? Hmmm how are we defining “nice”? haha You know, it IS nice of us to give them extra help, and for free too! haha It would not be nice, however, for us to body chuck the guards in an attempt to get into their offices, however. ;)</p>
<p>kaysera:
You know what would be really “nice”?
IF WE GOT AN EMAIL RIGHT NOW SAYING WE’VE BEEN ACCEPTED!
or at least…rejected.</p>
<p>Yes,it is incredibly “nice” of us to help them out for free…I need to stop putting quotations around “nice”.Its annoying me now…haha</p>
<p>Body chuck?Yea,that would most likely land us on the cover of the New York Times.
ugh.</p>