Why did the chicken cross the road?

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<p>what's the real reason?</p>

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<p>who knows? it was lost....</p>

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<p>Chickens don't have the greatest capacity for conscious thought. So either he was just wandering stupidly or he was fleeing for his life. I vote the latter, or else he would have been squashed by an oncoming vehicle.</p>

<p>Gee, that puts a dire spin on it :p</p>

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<p>but suppose he saw a hen on the other side? would that make him cross the road?</p>

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<p>So it could become deep fried with 11 herbs and spices to become part of the ten piece family value meal from KFC with slaw, fries, and mashed potatoes for only $14.99. </p>

<p>KFC its finger licking good!</p>

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<p>my little sister uses this one:</p>

<p>Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get oatmeal at Johnny Rocket's :rolleyes:</p>

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<p><a href="http://www.chickenjoke.com/%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.chickenjoke.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>this website should help answer your question... :P</p>

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<p>I know why the turkey crossed the road :)</p>

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<p>Well if you really want to know, I have chickens and never, in the 8 or so years that I have had them, have any of them crossed the road.</p>

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<p>Really? Mine do all the time. Sometimes, I throw their eggs at them as they do so... you know, just for fun. </p>

<p>:confused:</p>

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<p>:confused: i don't get it either, avariella...</p>

<p>dooit- what happened to the turkey?</p>

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<p>because it didnt want to be a chicken :o</p>

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<p>[giggle] That was silly.</p>

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<p>my grandma has about 20 chickens in her house. they don't cross the road because the road is too far from the house (grandma's house is in an estate). but they do always cross the river, and almost always there'll be two or three who will fall into the river.</p>

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<p>because its stupid :-P</p>

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<p>...because it was running away from its psychotic chicken boyfriend???:)</p>

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<p>what did the boyfriend do? cleaver it? :D</p>

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<p>why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side
why did the baby cross the road?
because it was attached to the chicken</p>

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<p>mashed meat and flat baby.</p>

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<p>The chicken's crossing the road is a very complex incident full of all types and variations of theories, so I decided to sit down with and psychoanalyze said chicken. After much clucking and talking, I have come to the conclusion that there are several reasons Chicken decided to cross said road. Firstly, the previous night, the chicken had accidentally tripped on a rock and fallen into mud, requiring it to shower thoroughly before bedtime. As a result, the chicken went to bed far later than normal, and this as a result caused it to awaken 1.2 hours past schedule. As Chicken was going to eat breakfast...</p>