<p>Ducks do it. Squirrels do it. Geese do it. So why not seagulls and crows???</p>
<p>Where do you come up with all of these insane questions… and why am I the only one that seems to notice?</p>
<p>^ I’ve noticed, too, but have just gotten too lazy to remark and criticize him anymore.</p>
<p>They aren’t nearly as loving.</p>
<p>seagulls and crows never ate out of my hand</p>
<p>They would rather peck your eyes out. Duh.</p>
<p>I’ve had plenty of seagulls eat out of my hand…</p>