Why go to Harvard?

Colleges and Universities A-Z Harvard University
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<p>Yeah, you all got a 2500 on your SATs, paid 2,000 dollars to fly Africa and feed 50 people you don't care about, developed cancer and cured it, and were extremely accomplished JV athletes.</p>

<p>See, the sad thing about people like you is in 50 years you're gonna staht doin some thinkin on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One, don't do that. And two, you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a freaking education you coulda got for a dollah fifty in late chahges at the public library.</p>

<p>Congratulations on getting into Hahvahd. </p>

<p>How you like them apples?</p>

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<p>You’re legally allowed to drink now, so we figured the best thing for you was a car.</p>

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<p>haha this guy (or girl lol) sounds so stupid</p>

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<p>Fail. He’s quoting Good Will Hunting.</p>

<p>(btw, Harvard’s awesome)</p>