<p>I cannot *<strong><em>ing believe this. So last night, after about 6 straight hours of studying, I set my alarm to 7:05, thinking, "yea thats plenty of time to get there by 7:45." I wake up, to the sound of no alarm, thinking "oh *</em></strong>" and check my phone, its 7:55. While yelling multiple profanities I throw some clothes on and rush out the door. Hoping that this is too early for cops, I speed into town only to not find the *<strong><em>ing test center. I finally find it at 8:20 and rush in. I go to the subject test room and see no one is there so I try the sat room. A woman is giving the test instructions and assuming she is the proctor or whatever, I tell her what happened. Beyond the embarrassment of being late, the entire SAT room is basically laughing at me. *</em></strong> them. Apparently I was the only person taking the subject test and the guy left. She calls the guy and heres how (I think) the conversation went:</p>
<p>Woman: Hey, Caleb ***** is here.
Guy: Are you *<strong><em>ing serious?
Woman: Yeah, can you come in?
Guy: Nah its too cold.
Woman: Are you sure?
Guy: Yeah, I feel like *</em></strong>ing this kid over for college. <em>hangs up</em></p>
<p>So now the woman tells me it doesn't matter if he won't come in, it's past 8:15 anyways and they'll fill out a Incident report form. I then ask her, "am I screwed?" and she basically says, "yes, your <strong><em>ed." I'm trying to suppress my frustration here but it is very, very difficult. I succeed, to a point, and thank the woman (she was genuinely nice) and leave. My alarm (in my phone) I find out now was set to Monday-Friday. I changed my school alarm by accident. *</em></strong>** mother ******* ******** ******* ******. After thoughts of finding the subject test guy and trashing his car, I instead decide to write a long, profanity laden rant on collegeconfidential. I think I chose right.</p>
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Some questions after this:
1. Is there anyway Columbia will let me take the March 4 one?
2. If not, can I get my money back?</p>
<p>Thanks everyone.</p>