<p>"My Internship at the County Jail"
"Volunteering at the Juvenile Detention Center"
"I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance"</p>
<p>HAHAHA...finally...a good one!</p>
<p>"My Internship in North Korea"
"How I lost my leg in Vietnam"
"I just saved a ton of money by getting stuff directly from China"</p>
<p>"First the 2000 election, now college admissions: How rigging the system has changed my life" (enclosed is a check for 1 million)</p>
<p>"I know what you did last summer"</p>
<p>my talent of creating political tension in even the most innocent looking threads on college forums</p>
<p>"Why you should never mix Jack Daniels and a knife with rejection"
"How kidnapping can work for 'you'"</p>
<p>"i'm A Minority!!!"</p>
<p>"My Research Experience at the University of Baghdad"</p>
<p>"The things I'll do for money"</p>
<p>Catch-22...you have my personal favorite right there....</p>
<p>"accept me or i'll bomb you..how terrorism can be used to my advantage"</p>
<p>will i get in trouble for saying this?..hehe</p>
<p>lmao desi .</p>
<p>"I may not be Einstein...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night"</p>
<p>"accept me or i'll hump you...how my dog threatens my neighbor's cat"
"accept me or i'll hump you....how Bush married his wife"
"accept me or i'll hump you.....or maybe i'll wait till later"- Kerry</p>
<p>"I know What You Did Last Summer"
"'The Woman Belongs in the Kitchen": A how-to guide on killing her spirit, destroying, her ambition, and keeping her in her place in general"
"How I lured kids to my van with candy"
"Hard liquor, my anti-drug"
"15 steps to a more pure Germany"</p>
<p>"| A | | N | | A | | L | sex,
my anti-drug""</p>
<p>"things my dad can buy for your college"</p>
<p>ace...i like that hehe.</p>
<p>haha, these are hilarious. Except the political ones.</p>