Worst Titles for College Essays!

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<p>"How I Sold My Virginity On Ebay"</p>

<p>"Behind the Odor: The Story of My Ass"</p>

<p>"The Art of Suicide: How I'll Be Dead When You Read This"</p>

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<p>"A loose hole: How I earned my As"</p>

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<p>These are getting progessively more lewd. (See above post. Tisk Tisk, david. There could be parents reading this!)</p>

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<p>"A million dollars enclosed"</p>

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<p>haha
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<p>"Yo mama enclosed"</p>

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<p>"That Powder You Are Inhaling? Yes, It's Poison. If You Wish To Live, You Know What You Must Do."</p>

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<p>Why I grow pot in my backyard.
What I will do to you your intestines if you dare rejct me.
How I ended up in Alcatraz</p>

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<p>Beyond the STDs: My Life As An Underaged Porn Star</p>

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<p>Osama, My Father</p>

<p>Thomas Jefferson: My White Daddy</p>

<p>My Training In Libya</p>

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<p>"My induction into the High School Who's Who"</p>

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<p>"Battle With My Dyslexia"
"ADD: My Battle...Hey look, a bird"
"Mental Illnesses are not funny and other myths"</p>

<p>I would like to apologize in advance for these posts</p>

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<p>Nice. Your best work yet, batdude87. You too, kamikaze.</p>

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<p>Why thank you tenacious, I have one several awards in the field of off color comments. Haha.</p>

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<p>"How my acceptance to your College of Business will prevent me from getting rejected from The Apprentice again"</p>

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<p>going to a business college is going to prevent you from laughing at Trump's rug?</p>

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<p>"Trump: My stingy daddy"</p>

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<p>"My Experience as an Entrepeneur and How the Cops Finally Caught on"</p>

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<p>"why harvard is perfect for me" auto-reject </p>

<p>"my quest to end world hunger" uhuh yeah right, reject</p>

<p>"what i learned from my trip to ecuador" despite cultural differences, i learned that all humans are essentially the same <<reject as well</p>

<p>"how i crossed the pacific ocean to america and built up a success-oriented life from scratch" << too cliche, reject</p>

<p>"education is the key to succes"
"academics plus extracurriculars equal excellence" <<extremely rejected</p>

<p>"money opens up doors" <<while true, will still get you rejected</p>

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<p>"War and Peace"</p>