<p>"Setting the record straight: Look, I thought the cop was a prostitute."</p>
<p>"Will You Marry Me"
"Potential Applications of the Atomic Bomb"</p>
<p>"Kim Jong Il is my daddy"</p>
<p>"Have you meet my fist: The lifestory of my mother.....</p>
<p><em>scary</em></p>
<p>Beyond the Calories: How My Weight Problem Overcame Me</p>
<p>God, Can You Hear Me? It's Me The Antichrist.</p>
<p>Gas Chambers: How I Solved My School's Overcrowding</p>
<p>Rejection = Sucide: Why You Must Accept Me</p>
<p>My Third Nipple: How I Breastfed A Small Third World Country</p>
<p>"If you don't let me in, I'll tell the mafia you called them a pack of dirty guinneas"
"I assume you like having two working knee caps"</p>
<p>"If you don't let me in, atleast rub it out"
"I assume you like having two working nipples"</p>
<p>nice okytdy</p>
<p>"If you don't let me in, atleast rub it out"</p>
<p>I don't get it.</p>
<p>I don't get it either. But here are more:</p>
<p>Necrophilia: Why You Don't Want to Be the Object of My Affection</p>
<p>How Having A Resident HIV Positive Student Will Reduce Overcrowding at Your School</p>
<p>Beyond the Stretches: My Life as An Overaged Pornstar</p>
<p>My middle-class teenage views and how they are profound
How a trivial childhood experience impacted my life and I now love my family
How my family has supported me through the trials and tribulations of high school
How my friends have supported me through the trials and tribulations of high school
Education - the key to life
Sports - the key to life
ECs - the key to life
My most embarassing moment
Reality Television - is it reality?
The new SATs: what's the point?</p>
<p>(really like this thread)</p>
<p>This forum has to be bumped. It's Hilarious.</p>
<p>BUMP!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>"Of Goatse and the Philosophy of the Universe"</p>
<p>"Why I went streaking across the my lawn"</p>
<p>"Why Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden are the coolest women ever"
(yes, i know i said women)</p>
<p>"Why I am going to shoot your dog and cat if you don't accept me into this college"</p>
<p>"A guide to cheating"</p>
<p>lol ohnoes...</p>
<p>"Turning Sudafed into Cash"
"1 h4x0rz ur 53r\/3rz 1|= u R3j3(7 m3"
"downloading is not a crime"
"Experiments with biology: Seagulls and Alka Seltzer"
"Why I admire Monica Lewinsky" (especially if you're applying to Lewis & Clark)
"Because this college is kinda like Harvard, but easier"
"college essay! OMG!"
"Barehanded Vivisection 101"
"Cheering for Scott Peterson"
"Big words are bad"</p>
<p>Circumcision for Dummies
Bestiality for Dummies
Non-Anal, Non-Missionary, Non-Orifice But Still Sex For Dummies
Beyond Ebonics: How I Taught Black Children To Read
Two Pots and A Chopstick: The Art of Naming Asian Children
Incest and Me: My Oedipal Complex
Genocide: And You Thought One Person Can't Do Much
My Discarded Syringes: How My Friend Acquired Aids
My Two Dads: Why I'm GLAAD I Shot Them
Throats Aren't For Slitting: The Story of My Failed Rehab</p>
<p>krazy, you have some of the best.</p>