Worst Titles for College Essays!

<p>"How the CIA killed JFK" - with half your essay censored
"How the CIA created Osama Bin Laden" with your essay completely censored except for a few a's and the's
"What College X could do to better serve me"
"Why I Will Reject You if I get accepted to MIT"
"An Accrostic Poem"
"Not so Practical Uses of Carrots"</p>

<p>"Wait, so that wasn't a dildo?!?"</p>

<p>"My Secret Relationship with MJ"....
"Dear Saftety School..."</p>

<p>"Perseverance: My Battle with Bowser"
"Why No Extra-Curriculars is Actually a GOOD Thing"
"Socks: Startling Revelations on an Underappreciated Godsend"</p>

<p>Choose me or else....</p>

<p>A Guide to Selling Drugs in Suburban America</p>

<p>"The best sex I ever had came from my hs band teacher"</p>

<p>"Jeffrey Dahmer: A True American Hero"</p>

<p>lame, lamer and the lamest, youve won all the titles. nice job lireal</p>

<p>"How I tried out for American Idol with 'Like a Virgin'.."</p>

<p>I hope you're not serious about the band teacher lireal...</p>

<p>Effluvium: Why Mine Smells Great</p>

<p>Sanitation Engineers: The Day I Found Out My Dad Was Really A Garbage Man</p>

<p>My 9/11 Experience</p>

<p>Dogs: The Solution to Third World Hunger</p>

<p>I am a Psychic: Prove My Prediction Wrong, ACCEPT ME!</p>

<p>Life On The Seas: My Experience as A Carribean Pirate</p>

<p>Thnx gh0st.</p>

<p>And although my band teacher is relatively good looking, no, I am not sleeping with him. Sorry to disappoint you. :)</p>

<p>awww...shux</p>

<p>did you sleep with any other teacher?</p>

<p>"Heil Hitler"</p>

<p>Man, if I were still a senior I would steal so many of these ideas, it's not even funny. Gold mine here.</p>

<p>"How I learned the difference between murder and Manslaughter"
"I was granted parole, now grant me admission"
"Why my mom thinks I should be accepted"</p>

<p>Let's here some of yours, Nbdisme. I know you've got some.</p>

<p>"Why Minorities Suck: A Firsthand Experience with the Evils of Affirmative Action"</p>

<p>"Arrested, charged and tried, but not convicted"? Haha, mine would pale in comparison to you all's :). I really like the one's on here, some of my favorites are:</p>

<p>"How I learned the difference between murder and Manslaughter"
"Dogs: The Solution to Third World Hunger"
"Life On The Seas: My Experience as A Carribean Pirate"
"How the CIA killed JFK" - with half your essay censored
"Have you meet my fist: The lifestory of my mother"
"I assume you like having two working knee caps"
"My Two Dads: Why I'm GLAAD I Shot Them"
"The Art of Suicide: How I'll Be Dead When You Read This"
"Battle With My Dyslexia"
"ADD: My Battle...Hey look, a bird"
"Mental Illnesses are not funny and other myths"
"How I lured kids to my van with candy"
"things my dad can buy for your college"
"My dog told me to apply to your college: why that was the last time i did weed"
"Disassosiative personality disorder: our story"
"D's = A's: My High School's Complex Grading System"
"Chico, My Most Unforgettable Cellmate"
"How I Overcame My Disadvantages: Being a white-upper-class kid"</p>