<p>I just always kinda wanted to go to "sleep-away school" when I told my mom she said "The day I can afford that is the day, that goldfish of yours sprouts wings and starts to fly. And no way am I letting you go, who'se gonna clean my kitchen?" and that was that. Now As I anxiously await 3/10, I wonder why I wasn't blessed enough to see my goldfish fly way.</p>