<p>This is a list i found on a website while scanning on the internet</p>
<pre><code>Live Wisely
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<ul>
<li>You wear flip-flops in 6 feet of snow</li>
<li>You know Cayugas Waiters were lying when they said Louies Lunch kinda sucks</li>
<li>You walk over one or more bridges to get to class</li>
<li>Youve seen variations on the Ithaca is Gorges shirt including: Ithaca is Gangsta, Ithaca is Westchester, Ithaca is cold, Ithaca is *ing freezing, Hotelies are Gorgeous, Last Call is Gorges, Azns are Gorges, and My Big is Gorges</li>
<li>You know NEVER to call a fraternity a frat (for the same reason you wouldnt call your country a ________)</li>
<li>Wings are actually amazing chicken fingers</li>
<li>Youve dining hall hopped to follow the visiting restaurants</li>
<li>Youve wasted your Big Red Bucks at the end of the semester because they dont carry over from spring to fall</li>
<li>You camped out for 2 days just to get season hockey tickets</li>
<li>Because you have a crush on the hockey players...or had</li>
<li>You invest in outerwear: rainy-warm, rainy-cold, snowy-warm, snowy-cold, windy, "ithacating", slushy...</li>
<li>You get annoyed when people that dont go to Cornell say oh dont kill yourself</li>
<li>You give up Beast for lent</li>
<li>Though there are 14000 undergrads, you know everyone that actually leaves their room</li>
<li>You know that going out on the weekends and getting drunk is cost free (well at least monetarily)</li>
<li>You go to the library just to people watch</li>
<li>And study in a cocktail lounge</li>
<li>Or fish bowl</li>
<li>You get excited when you meet people with the net id above or below you</li>
<li>Youve taken a well deserved nap in Baker 200 balcony, after climbing the hill to get there</li>
<li>You know at least 5 different versions of that game where you throw a ball into a cup (beruit/beer pong, when to rerack, how many cups)</li>
<li>You shop online just to send packages to yourself</li>
<li>And check your mail everyday, and just end up getting *ed about the millions of fliers in your mailbox</li>
<li>Shabbat dinner is advertised</li>
<li>You actually understand the significance of a standard deviation</li>
<li>They were just kidding when they said Verizon has the best service up here</li>
<li>You are sick of big red/bear anything</li>
<li>When you walk into a room and see a toga, a hooker, and a golf pro, you know it isnt a joke
.only afterhours</li>
<li>You can never get Coke on campus
only Pepsi</li>
<li>A trip to Wegmans is the highlight of your week</li>
<li>10 people in a car is minimum</li>
<li>You are happy when it gets cold because that means it has stopped raining</li>
<li>You have seen people wear Chemistry goggles in a snow storm</li>
<li>You know an Engi-nerd, a Hotelie, an Agie, but no architecture students</li>
<li>You and everyone you know has wiped out at least once down a flight of stairs</li>
<li>You dont worry about calories from beer because you just walked a mile and a half to get to the party</li>
<li>You are acapella groupies</li>
<li>You have made or seen a giant ***** out of snow</li>
<li>Those damn DDR tournaments arent weird to you anymore</li>
<li>Youve met a townie or a IC kid at a party</li>
<li>You endorse the illegal practices of KC Copy</li>
<li>Youve run into a TA at CTB on a Saturday night
drunk</li>
<li>RPU and the movie vending machine qualify as a date</li>
<li>Even though we have award winning dining halls, you eat at Ru-poo, Oken*, and Nasties</li>
<li>Youve gone to group therapy at Dunbars</li>
<li>Youve cried in the bathroom before a prelim</li>
<li>And after</li>
<li>You know what a prelim is</li>
<li>You were almost hit by a biker</li>
<li>You wished you lived the Court resort</li>
<li>You can nickname boys after the designers they wear</li>
<li>Youve gone to Gannett and learned that the cure for strep throat is a pregnancy test and a condom</li>
<li>You can bursar a vibrator at Gannett</li>
<li>Your bursar bill is higher than your credit card bill</li>
<li>You love the sound of Eudora</li>
<li>Its ok to scream in the library
well, twice a year</li>
<li>Spending a semester in Washington is considered going abroad</li>
<li>You are a novelty if you are not from New York, New Jersey, or California</li>
<li>You know who has and hasnt showered by how faded the x on their hand is on a Saturday or Sunday morning</li>
<li>Freshmen girls are your ticket into a party</li>
<li>Pre-frosh are awesome</li>
<li>You re-consider a hook up based on how long your walk of shame will be</li>
<li>Hitchhiking is ok</li>
<li>Youve thrown something off the gorge</li>
<li>Or *ed over one</li>
<li>Havahd Sucks!</li>
<li>You think Andrew White was an idiot
who would rather be president than have the school named after them?</li>
<li> You wonder what they've been building in college town, but you know that they'll be doing it FOREVER</li>
<li>You have the Periodic Table of Mixology on your wall
and sometimes wish it was the regular Periodic Table</li>
<li>You dont even consider sleeping with your TA because he cant speak English anyway</li>
<li> You sign up for cornell days to corrupt high school seniors.</li>
<li> You feel self-conscious about dressing normally when eating at Risley.</li>
<li> You take every out of town guest to go Saki Bombing.</li>
<li> You spend two hours in RPU for dinner.</li>
<li> You have whole Passover tables for your fraternity/sorority at the campus-wide seder.</li>
<li> You sign up to be an OL to start orientation week partying three days earlier.</li>
<li> You don't get Mr. Gnu at all, but its still kinda funny.</li>
<li> You have to try ten different airports to fly out for break (Ithaca, Elmira, Binghamton, Syracuse, Rochester, Buffalo, Albany, NYC, Newark, LaGuardia)</li>
<li> You've never been in the engineering quad, and plan to never go.</li>
<li>You cannot complain about being premed, because everyone else is</li>
<li>If you a Hotelie, you can never ever complain about any work...because everyone is premed</li>
<li>The sledding is amazing, sometimes even without a sled</li>
<li>And its illegal</li>
<li>You have your own flavors of ice cream</li>
<li>You know that kid from Montana who wears shorts
everyday</li>
<li>You understand that west campus should be called DOWN</li>
<li>You dont know what fraternity houses look like in the day light</li>
<li>You stalked people on the Classs of websites before the invention of thefacebook</li>
<li>Despite the salt stains up to your knees, you refuse to wash your pants</li>
<li>Youve heard amazing reasons for your friends from other schools not to visit
really, its just to far
.and cold</li>
<li>You wear shorts when the temperature hits 45</li>
<li>You are ridiculously surprised to see kids from your writing seminar, lab, or section out at night</li>
<li>You have Smoothie Hut, Wings, Louies, DP Dough, Pita Pit, and Ithaca taxi programmed into your phone</li>
<li>You go to concerts in aviator storage facilities</li>
<li>Youve seen herding freshmen</li>
<li>At home you start to pull out your id card when you go to starbucks</li>
<li>By hooking up, you are connected to the entire school Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon-style
or less</li>
<li>The people that live in 312 College Ave are ballers</li>
<li>Cars without four wheel drive are worthless</li>
<li>Though youve never met her, you receive daily emails from Denise Cassaro</li>
<li>Gorge jumping is an acceptable past time</li>
<li>Your school sponsors a day devoted to getting drunk
.SLOPE DAY</li>
<li>You are unwaveringly Lynah Faithful</li>
<li>People major in PAM, AEM, HD, ST&T, OR, TXA, ILR, and BEE</li>
<li>You didnt understand Dragon Day, but were amazed to see architects out of hiding</li>
<li>You have gone to Trillium just to see the hot upper classmen</li>
<li>You skipped out on your orientation book program</li>
<li>You worried about passing your swim test</li>
<li>You tailgate once a year
for homecoming</li>
<li>You will sing the alma mater</li>
<li>You know who we are talking about when we say That guy at Okenshields
</li>
<li>Sorority girls complain about rush
frat guys complain about pledging</li>
<li>Swedish Massage, Body Mind, Sailing, and Renaissance Fencing fulfill the gym requirements</li>
<li>You have ever given up on going to the gym because of the line for the treadmill</li>
<li>You've gotten up at 7:30 for course enroll, but couldn't log on until 7:37 and ended up with all 8:30 classes</li>
<li>You've sprinted home the morning after...for course enroll</li>
<li>Collegetown was cool for the first week of school...now it is just too far</li>
<li>Unless you are going to JASONS!!</li>
<li>You have woken up and cried</li>
<li>You have woken up and thrown up</li>
<li>You have woken up and remembered the night before, and realized it's all worth it!</li>
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