<p><em>covers eye with hand</em> MY EYE! OMG! LISAE!</p>
<p><em>runs off with blood spewing from between fingers</em>
<em>optical cords dangle from under fingernails</em></p>
<p>Euuughhh!</p>
<p>That was disgusting, phil. But do carry on, yes. [With "Kumbayah," I mean.]</p>
<p><em>scrapes out eye crust</em></p>
<p>Sorry :( But it was lisae's fault! <em>points with other hand</em></p>
<p>Oui, continuez, peuple! Continuez!</p>
<p>I've seen some random things on this board, but that really takes the cake.... Well, you can join the distinguished ranks of those like ... Oedipus, who have had their eyes poked out.</p>
<p>And no, I'm not going to even delve into that insinuation. Would you rather be Gloucester? </p>
<p>You only mention that 'cause you know we haven't read it yet. Name-dropper :p</p>
<p><em>hug</em> I'm being extraordinarily crass tonight. I must arr</p>
<p>Okay, when you're pointing with one hand, are you holding your eyeball with the other? COULD YOU JUGGLE IT? What about that Gak stuff or whatever from Nickelodeon that was green and slimy and sort of stretchy.... could you stretch out.... okay, nevermind.</p>
<p>What 12:40 does to my mind is a scary, scary thing.</p>
<p>Edit: Do you want me to spoil it for you, too? ;) <em>returns hug</em></p>
<p>Oedipus....haha, you've got me thinking of a certain essay that was linked earlier...and Dr. Dre... :)</p>
<p>Kat1, my mind at 1am is even scarier...or maybe not....but you've got competition, anyway =)</p>
<p>Yeurgh. And I just ate.</p>
<p>That essay was excellent; I was dying of laughter over here. I think I linked up just about my entire AP Lit class.</p>
<p>Well then bring it on back up, cev! Haha.</p>
<p>And what a great essay, 'bree. 'twas absolutely loverly.</p>
<p>It WAS good. I'd have handed it in if I hadn't gone to a parochial school...</p>
<p>edit: Phil is the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet...</p>
<p>j/k, as always. Ketchup, cevonia?</p>
<p>Okay! On to the homework! <em>in the manner of an officer leading a calvary charge</em></p>
<p>I think I'd be a chocolate-cream soldier, myself, as I'd be a poor military woman. But I would excel at climbing up balconies and eating rich desserts :)</p>
<p>That was extremely random. But oddly relevant.....hhmmm.</p>
<p>Alluding to Arms and the Man, by Shaw. It's hilarious - check it out.</p>
<p>If my Euro wasn't... still.... calling.... me, I'd challenge you to an absurdities duel, Kebree - although you could surely take me. Alas, another time. :)</p>
<p>Haha. "Insensitive wart." Oh, kebreedimus, we must work on your insults. They're rusting, I do believe. I <3 ketchup sandwiches.</p>
<p>And yeah, I've gotta finish up calc. But CC is so much more educational, I think. Tonight, I've learned that:</p>
<ol>
<li> Financial aid is a b-</li>
<li> Kids don't actually play nicely in the sandbox unless there is a good round of kumbaya and eye-poking</li>
<li> We all have senioritis</li>
<li> CC is a forest. It's your world, squirrel; I'm just trying to get a nut.</li>
</ol>
<p>Chocolate-cream soldier? <em>completely confused</em></p>
<p>HAHAHAHA!</p>
<p>Yes, the board is back to its insanely funny self, I do believe.</p>
<p>EDIT: cevonia, we spent several months together during ED and had [too much] fun. please don't let the weirdness scare you. we don't bite, i promise.</p>
<p>Phil - that was amazing. :) :) </p>
<p><em>waves around marshmallow stick dangerously in her excitement</em></p>
<p>You're mad, I tell you. Ahhhbsolutely mad!</p>
<p><em>dons loincloth and runs around psychotically</em></p>
<p>Yes, I do believe so, katia. I do believe so. :)</p>
<p>:eek:
Loincloth?!!! Now that's a mental image I'm not sure I wanted to have, thanks.</p>