For a little bit of stress relief for those of us who are parents of seniors looking at the clock counting down to EA deadlines, and inspired by a recent discussion of cliched essay topics in the class of 2019 thread, I challenge you to come up with the worst first line for an essay.
I’m thinking something like,
“I went on a mission trip to Haiti and I will never see the world the same way again.”
But I’m the currently brain dead parent of a senior so I’m sure the rest of you can be much more entertaining.
While some people have told me that it’s impossible for me to attend Stanford while at Folsom Prison, I aim to prove them wrong. I never let anything stand in my way, not 12-foot-thick safe between me and the diamonds and not the 12-foot-high walls between me and Stanford’s Taco Bell architecture.
Please disregard my transcript’s apparent lack of rigor. The truth is all of the AP teachers at my school are horrible people who irrationally dislike me, and everyone knows that becoming a teacher’s assistant is extremely competitive here.