Advice on how to promote a sale

<p>I am in charge of advertisting a sale at this small computer store I work at. We are having a post 4th of July sale. Free monitor on all computers $299 and up, up to 50% off accessories, and 10% off laptops. We are in a strip mall, and the computers that are on sale will be advertised outsite the store. Any ideas on how to promote the sale?</p>

<p>Thanks</p>

<p>Throw in sexual favors ;) </p>

<p>Actually that's a really good deal, I wish I could go cuz I need a new monitor but you're allllll the way down in Saint Louis .. </p>

<p>I dunno, give them something extra that's cheap, maybe a tape player or something you all don't want in your shop anymore (if there is anything ..)</p>

<p>Or start yelling "Free Monitor, who wants one??" .. that would definently get my attention </p>

<p>Maybe give them some candy .. the key is to get people's attention</p>

<p>The candy thing might look kinda desperate though (which may help ya know .. you could be like "Please help me pay my tuition for college for my dad died in a car accident recently and I have no money and will be forced to drop out soon if I can't pay" and get the whole teary eyes thing going on .. you never know, someone might pity you)</p>

<p>Sometimes I feel bad when a guy tries to sell me something ..and I do politely refuse .. but I feel a little guilty walking out.. I have to force myself to remember that I'm the customer and they're trying to sell to me .. yeah sometimes I'm too nice </p>

<p>Anyway good luck, if I think of something I'll post it</p>