<p>Are most students at Princeton super hormonal? I've been reading on PrincetonFML and the posts disgust me. Jizz on a doorknob! Does everyone have sex like every night? This is kinda making me not want to attend should i get accepted. I'm only a junior but I want to do some campus visits soon and don't want to visit if this is the overall atmosphere of the university. Are there certain dorms that excel in these activities more than others? I know this occurs at other schools but...</p>
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<p>Yes, I doubt that Princeton is much different from the average. </p>
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<p>Are you referring to the door activity or something else? :)</p>
<p>What I mean is do some dorms excel in more sexual activities than others. BTW thanks I would never go there and ask a student. Also, I’m not trying to sound stuck up I just would not feel comfortable.</p>
<p>College is still college at Princeton. Many college students have sex.</p>
<p>The jizz on the doorknob is a rare occurrence.</p>
<p>Yeah. Also, while there’s a fair‐sized portion of students that ready PrincetonFML, far fewer actually post to it. You’re getting a non‐representative slice of Princeton from viewing that. Visit, and you’ll get a different view; The truth lies somewhere in the middle.</p>
<p>Hey, if that’s not the social dynamic you’re after, you can easily avoid it. Maybe I’m missing something, but I don’t see how the “shenanigans” of others would affect you (except maybe disturbing noises at awkward times in large suites). </p>
<p>Princeton emphasizes the importance of consent in student relations. The “Got Consent?” emails, buttons, and posters everywhere are helpful reminders, as the fact that rape is a bad thing so often slips the mind. So, other than the chance this door knob somehow manages to impregnate you, I think you’re free to choose your own lifestyle.</p>
<p>Princeton wants to train the future leaders of the world. Being successful in an evolutionary sense means having lots and lots of sex. So yes, you are expected to have sex every night.</p>
<p>And if you don’t, you will be expelled. Princeton doesn’t want you if you aren’t the fittest.</p>
<p>I’ve been here for a semester so far and I have never gone near/felt pressured to go near/felt antisocial for not going near alcohol/sex. And I have loads of friends who are in the same position as I am! I do have friends who drink as well, but there are plenty who don’t.</p>
<p>ahahaha ptonfml is a gutter that attracts a startling array of the lowest of the low. don’t take everything at face value. we’re actually a pretty nice bunch.</p>
<p>^***? Everyone reads PFML.</p>
<p>…Except the lowest of the low.</p>
<p>(Here’s lookin’ at you, kid.)</p>
<p>Princeton wouldn’t want you anyway if you can’t even spell the word ‘awkward.’</p>
<p>^ Wow dude, don’t you know about “akward”? It’s slang for “OMG my room-mate just came on my door”. Or generally, any bodily fluids on places that they are not meant to be.</p>
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The reality is that all dorms are quite exceptional at having their doorhandles be jizzed on.</p>
<p>Jizzing on doorhandles is a very common prank at Princeton. I’d say 1 in every 4 doorhandles have been jizzed on at least once, and 1 in 8 have been jizzed on more than once. If the doorhandle is for the room of a female student, the chance of it having been jizzed on is double.</p>
<p>The lesson here is to NEVER open a door at Princeton. Is like rubbing Mr Harvard’s toe - not a good plan if hygiene is important to you.</p>
<p>And that’s why we have butlers for that type of thing!</p>