<p>(Underneath your essay)
PS-If accepted, I will mail the university a check for $500MM. </p>
<p>But make sure you have the financial means to do so.</p>
<p>I sent Harvard a male lap dancer named Pablo. I'm sure that worked out fine. ^_^</p>
<p>haha after i got denied from duke i begged my dad to go down there and write them a check. But alas, a bounced check wouldn't exactly be very convincing...</p>