<p>“You came to my class with no ID, you may come to work with no ID, well you’re going have a problem.”-in reference to future careers that may require ID.</p>
<p>Junior Student: “What do we need Algieba for?”
Teacher: “You need it for the SAT.”
Senior Student: "What if we’re not taking the SAT?
Teacher: “Then you need it to pass the class and graduate.”
^Epic Math convo ever.</p>
<p>“Orchestra isn’t a competition nor is it a hangout. It is a class you are all dedicated to. You sign up for this class. If you here to talk to your friends and don’t care about playing, then don’t come back (sign up again).”
^Most Truest quote ever.</p>
<p>Im homeschooled and my mom said this to me when i was 7:
“Listen young man, I put you into this world and i can sure as heck take you out of it!”</p>
<p>“Shut up. Sit down. Listen. And, yes. If you can imagine it, do them all at once.”</p>
<p>My TLC was pretty funny, but, seeing as how I’m always talking over people and never giving them a chance to explain, it was some pretty good advice for me.</p>
<p>My math teacher, as a conclusion to a story about him and his girlfriend getting pulled over in the same place on separate occasions-
“Guys, don’t speed. Girls, you can speed if you’re cute.”</p>
<p>This was my fifth grade teacher after she read an article about Phoebe Prince to us:
“Every kid that you bully, no matter who they are or how they look, has a mom. And never give her the pain of watching her kid die before she does.”
She broke down in tears and during recess our whole class was talking about it. I remember it even now.</p>
<p>“No one will hate you for being too smart. But someone will slap you for being an annoying little b/itch.”</p>
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<li>9th grade WH teacher. Made my life. I miss her so much. And it’s so, so, true.</li>
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<p>Some freshman in orchestra is giving advice:
Senior: Don’t listen to her; she’s a freshman!
Orchestra teacher: No, don’t listen to her because she’s plays the viola!</p>
<p>“Hippos will mess you up man. Crocodiles are even afraid of them. That should tell you something.”</p>
<p>He goes on these types of rants a lot. </p>
<p>“Don’t follow your high school BF/GF to college. Make your own path. Don’t be sheep. And don’t give me the stories of people who have been together since they were 14, that’s rare.”
Same teacher. He’s very straightforward</p>
<p>Continuation:
“Here’s my mom’s recipe for chocolate cake. Try it.”— fifth grade english teacher whose motherhad some great recipes
“Why do you need geometry? WHY DO YOU NEED GEOMETRY? Of course you need it for real life! Without it you can’t take the SAT and you won’t be able to go to college to actually learn something you’ll need for real life!”— seventh grade math teacher who didn’t like her job
“Get out of this class unless you like self-inflicted pain.”— 10th grade honors foreign language class, who was absolutely right
“If you fall asleep while you’re studying Euro and someone wakes you up and immediately asks the name of the Swedish king who fought with the Protestants in the 30 Years War and you can say right away that it’s Gustavus Adolphus, NOW you know you’ve studies enough to get a 5 on the AP!”— AP Euro teacher who apparently was right because none of us were ever woken up with that question and none of us got fives either</p>
Don’t complain about any advanced classes or ap classes you are taking and the work load because it was your choice to take them. everyone has a choice.