<p>I think Hairy Lemon meant: </p>
<p>Expand (x + 1)^2</p>
<p>and the final answer was just a spaced out version of the question instead of x^2 + 2x + 1</p>
<p>Yea, I know what you guys are talking about.</p>
<p>AP Euro, last year:</p>
<p>Student A: I’m going to name my kid Cullen.
Teacher: (misunderstood) What? You’re going to name your kid Colon?!
Student B: That’s like naming your kid gallbladder.
<em>random jokes about naming kids different body parts, I don’t remember them</em>
Teacher: Or sphincter. <em>yelling</em> GEEZE STOP BEIN’ SUCH AN AS- oh I almost took that too far.</p>
<p>History teacher to class: Is Greenland a continent?
And it was a completely serious question…</p>
<p>In APUSH, we were talking about the Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) was issued under Reagan. Since the critics of the program nicknamed it “Star Wars,” my friend is kinda dozzing off and wakes up and says: “Wait, so Star Wars was federally funded?” then my teacher goes “Yes, Chewbacca was a Department of Defense project”</p>
<p>ACT workshop (complete waste of money), and this is for juniors by the way:</p>
<p>Girl: “What does omit mean?” …</p>
<p>Chemistry: Girl said, “What are electrons?” Total serious question, 2 weeks before exam. <em>Laugh</em> <em>Smirk</em></p>
<p>English (t=teacher; s=student):</p>
<p>S: Mr. T, since I wa absent yesterday and din’t get the reading matereial for today’s discussion, how will that affect me today?
T: Well, S, seeing as your unprepared for a crucial discussion that will have information on the exam, you will most likely struggle greatly. Most likely, you will fail the final exam.
S: Really, what do I do? (great fear and confusion shown by expression)
T: S, maybe you will understand my dry, New England sense of humor enxt year in my AP class! <em>entire class erupts in laughter</em>. That girl is very bright btw, just not a lot of common sense.</p>
<p>Funny class quote: “People who use online dating sites probably have failed at general life, and have nowhere else to go.” Major moment, as this was greatly unexpected. Best laugh of the year haha!</p>
<p>“male sons”</p>
<p>Some girl in my class, seriously</p>
<p>“So when’s July 4th this year”</p>
<p>There was some obsession with drawing pen**es on the walls in the boys bathrooms and eventually, the school closed all the boys bathrooms (except for one).</p>
<p>When this happened, my feminist Honors English teacher goes “I don’t see the obsession with the male genitalia! YOU DON’T SEE ME GOING AROUND DRAWING VAGINAS EVERYWHERE!!”</p>
<p>EDIT: I still don’t know why CC censors that word.</p>
<p>
I’m pretty sure she was referring to the day of the week (Monday, Tuesday, etc.)</p>
<p>^ Lol, who knows. The whole class was cracking up though, including the teacher. :D</p>
<p>“does Rome still exist?”</p>
<p>world hist, freshman year.</p>
<p>Right before our health final:</p>
<p>Friend: I have a question …
Me: Go ahead…
Friend: <em>whispers</em> Where’s the uterus in the male reproductive system?
Me: WHHATTT?
Friend: Yeah, the uterus – it’s not in the diagram in the textbook. Where is it?
Me: It’s the male reproductive system . . .<br>
Friend: I don’t get it - why isn’t it there?
Me: <em>Facepalm</em></p>
<p>Of course, the exams were being passed out - so we never got to finish “the quest of finding a male uterus” conversation." I hoping and sincerely [praying] that she figured it out by now</p>
<p>^ Perhaps she has met some odd “men”?</p>
<p>Unlikely (she can be a little slow at times), but I hope so.</p>
<p>“Wait, so there’s more than 1 type of Asian!?”
Lol, 7th grade history :P</p>
<p>This is why my school sucks at math…</p>
<p>Student: So what is that thing over that thing?
Teacher: You mean a fraction?</p>
<p>oh man, paulina, yours reminds me of the classic</p>
<p>“is singapore in china?” the first question people asked me when i moved to the US when i was in kindergarten</p>
<p>I’m having lunch with a friend who’s Korean. Some kid comes up to my friend.</p>
<p>Some Kid: Hey, can you tell me some Chinese words?
Friend: I’m Korean.
Some Kid: Ohh…can you tell me some Korean words?
Friend: <em>says basic Korean words: hello, thank you, bye</em> etc.
Less than a minute later…
Some Kid: Hey, what’s “Good night” in Chinese?
Friend: I already told you, I’m Korean…</p>