<p>“Some of your guys’ stupid quotes are actually things only huge geeks would find stupid.”</p>
<p>hahaha, i love that.</p>
<p>“So the first lady becomes president when the president dies right?”
-a stupid girl in my AP Gov class.</p>
<p>Oh man. In my biology class:</p>
<p>Me: Just for clarification, number six is water moUlds. its spelled the canadian way.
Girl: I don’t understand.
Me: There’s a u in it.
Girl: Well, I still don’t get it, how do you spell water?</p>
<p>omg…in freshman math class, this pervy dude says out of nowhere to this girl, “I want to break your innocence.” ewwww</p>
<p>I know a girl who thought alaska was under texas because that’s where it is on maps, and her extended family lived in alaska.</p>
<p>“Why the **** are you even taking Biology? Biology is for faggots. Science is the gayest thing ever. Nietzche was totally right dude.”</p>
<p>Girl in religion class, making a presentation on someone they think is a humanitarian.:</p>
<p>“Ok, so like, last year Oprah and her friend Gail went on a road trip to Africa…”</p>
<p>Haha, LiverpoolFC-YNWA reminded me of this…</p>
<p>“You know, I’ve always wondered… how do you breathe under water?”</p>
<p>Asian girl in my world history Honors class last year:
(We were talking about the history of universities and the Ivy League on one of the last days of school.)
Mr. M: So the ivy league was established in the 1950s, and this-
Girl: Why is it called the ivy league?
Mr. M: The ivy league started out as a sports conference/group of some ki-
Girl: But the ivy part, that’s because the schools were covered in ivy everywhere, right?</p>
<p>Then again, she’s one of those people that believes Rutgers in on par with Harvard, Yale, Princeton, etc. because it declined it’s “Ivy Sports League” invitation…</p>
<p>spread aids not blades i thought that was pretty fun at the time and we i came up with this phrase called gayer than gabe because you know how people say gayer than aids well there was this kid at my school named gabe and he was actually gay and he used to wear all these rainbow bandannas and get kids in trouble for anything he was also a addicted to lying but anyway yea so one time this kid said he was gayer than aids and i was like naw he is gayer than gabe lol **** punctuation im too lazy for that ****</p>
<p>7th grade:</p>
<p>Teacher: What do vegetarians eat?
Girl: LOTION!</p>
<p>I don’t even know.</p>
<p>Girl to me: So wait, you’re telling me Spain is a real country?</p>
<p>Junior year, me severely lacking sleep.</p>
<p>-class talking about ESL-
Me: Why do we need ESL if 99% of our school is white?</p>
<p>Oh dear…not a moment I’m proud of. =x</p>
<p>Me: “Hmm, is this Japan?”</p>
<p>Referring to outline of Italy, above “Made in Italy”.</p>
<p>talking in social about some kids that had tried to shoot up their school and had taken pictures of themselves with guns, hand grenades, knives, etc on them:</p>
<p>Guy 1: Whoa, where did they even gett all of that??
Guy 2: CANADIAN TIRE!!!</p>
<p>Teacher: Don’t you feel sorry for the indians?
My friend: No the ■■■■■■■ couldnt adapt. Survival of the fittest</p>
<p>^wow harsh!</p>
<p>This wasn’t in class but it was at a crew regatta.</p>
<p>I’m M in the conversation, and the boy talking is S.</p>
<p>S: Those buses look so old. Like the ones that Betsy Ross rode…
M: Betsy Ross didn’t ride buses…
S: No, you know the black lady that wouldn’t give up her seat?
M: ROSA PARKS?
S: Yeah, yeah her. Betsy Ross was with her…
M: Betsy Ross made the flag…
S: Oh, yeah. Right</p>
<p><em>face palm</em></p>
<p>This was actually one my aunt told me that happened at her college:
Girl: So does a birth defect affect the mother or the child?</p>
<p>I remember somebody’s answer to THIS math problem:</p>
<h1>4.) expand (x^2 + 2x + 4)</h1>
<p>(x^2 + 2x + 4)
( x^2 + 2x + 4 )
( x ^ 2 + 2 x + 4 ) <—final answer</p>
<p>^ Uh, how else would you expand that?</p>
<p>damn. i lost the original pic</p>