<p>Teacher: It’s important that you guys take your SAT’s and ACT’s
Student: What is the ACT’s scored out of?
Teacher: I believe it’s 40…(he was in a serious tone)</p>
<p>I get riled up when I solve complex math problems…</p>
<p>When I solved my first IMO problem when I was sitting in the back math class not paying attention I was so happy I stood up and exclaimed “I AM A MATH GOD!” My teacher didn’t appriciate it and gave me detention.</p>
<p>While I usually but down on the talking to math at school occasionally stuff still slips out here are some examples
“Suck it you non-communtative b!tch”</p>
<p>“Who’s a cute litte eigenfunction… Yes you are… yes you are…”</p>
<p>“You’re not a Taylor Polynomial… YOU’RE A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!”</p>
<p>^Epic lol. I haven’t yet met a Taylor polynomial that WASN’T a VERY NAUGHTY BOY. That’s the FRQ I left almost blank in Calc :P</p>
<p>I remember one time we were doing spec readings in chem and this one guy knocked over our cuvettes, spilling one of them. My lab partner flew into a rage and swore eternal revenge if he ever stepped foot in our area again. He never did :p</p>
<p>^ Taylor Polynomials are a lot easier to understand than things that are close to taylor polynomials but aren’t quite taylor polynomials and to my defense that was a cute little eigenfunction…</p>
<p>As for the talking to math, my friends and teacher say that it’d be disturbing if it weren’t so funny…</p>
<p>Soda is too spicy for me</p>
<p>student in religious class: you know, i once read a text that said “thou shalt do to others what others do to you”</p>
<p>other student: who the hell texted you that?</p>
<p>Today in AP English
Girl: “So, how can you say Twilight isn’t great American Literature?”
Teacher: “Because, it just isn’t. There is no underlying theme, or deep plot, or anything really outstanding… it’s fluff!”
Girl: “But how can you SAY that? It’s so fantastic! I bet I could write my AP Essay on Edward Vs. Jacob and I would get a 9!”
Teacher: “Um… no, you wouldn’t.”
Girl: “Whatever, you just don’t understand how American Literature works, do you? This class is so dumb.”</p>
<p>Oh my god, I wanted to gouge my ears with superworms. WHY??
Also, by another girl in the same class, half an hour later, after we’ve moved on from the topic: "So wait… Edward Vs. Jacob isn’t okay to talk about at ALL? But that’s the only book I’ve read in like, two years… F***, I’m screwed!</p>
<p>Astronomical Science from Jr. Yr: The teacher was like “I will drop the two lowest grades in the third marking period. But if you cheat and get a 0, the 0 doesn’t get dropped, but the second highest gets dropped.”</p>
<p>Haha.</p>
<p>Can’t think anymore… more of them came from my Chem class in 10th grade.</p>
<p>Lol, this is funny:</p>
<p>Frosh year
- Honors English-
Girl: Can I use a highlighter on the scantron? Will I get in trouble?</p>
<ol>
<li>Honors Bio
Teacher: Some fish give live birth…
Same Girl: Like Whales!
Teacher: No, Whales are mammals.
Same Girl: But they’re fish too!</li>
</ol>
<p>Ooo, just thought of another one!<br>
Psych teacher: “It’s a bad idea to try and pick up girls when you go back to your hometown for a funeral… She was SO HOT, but in middle and high school she was that awkward chick who I made fun of all the time… Woops.”</p>
<p>and
Psych Teacher: “Does anyone have a baby brother or sister I can borrow? I want to throw a baseball at it’s head to test depth perception.”
Ouch.</p>
<p>Also, in my freshmen year of English class, we had a fun because the class took place outside in the trailer during a snow day.</p>
<p>We were reading a scary short story and then everyone basically laughed and got a little scared when an unknown student knocked on our door from outside (we thought it was a ghost) and then the teacher opened it. She and everyone of us yelled ahhhh. lol and basically it was just a kid who wanted to advertise his support of charity.</p>
<p>In APUSH, my teacher was starting a lecture on muckcrackers and yellow journalism in the progressive era. </p>
<p>she says,“Does anyone know what yellow journalism is?” </p>
<p>I say, “Asian Journalism?”</p>
<p>My teacher cracks up while I sit there confused.</p>
<p>A white bird, most likely a seagull, flies past the window.
Kid stands up, points, and screams: “THE HOLY SPIRIT!”</p>
<p>In AP calc we were about to take on this beast of a problem in class and when everyone’s getting there graphing calcs out this kid behind me says in the most serious nerdy tone to the whole class “Make sure you’re in radian mode guys” like he’s cautioning us before going into battle or something hahaha so funny</p>
<p>Student: Wait, Mr. Blank, x times x is x squared, right?
English teacher: <em>furrows brow</em> I believe so…
Me: <em>starts snickering</em>
English teacher: No? Then I guess it would be 2x, right?</p>
<p>In P.E.
White guy: Ah, I love wearing yellow shirts. I feel so Asian.
Asian guy: Yeah. I love wearing yellow too. I feel naked.</p>
<p>Kid: Isn’t Canada a part of the United States?
Teacher: They’re only connected…
Kid: Yeah, but Canada is a part of the US</p>
<p>Everyone was just silent. So, so sad.</p>
<p>This next one is the same kid:</p>
<p>Teacher: This is Clinton and George W Bush in Haiti.
[it was a video that showed Bush wiping his hand on Clinton after shaking someone’s hand]
Kid: So who is that standing next to Clinton?</p>
<p>:|</p>
<p>My APUSH teacher was getting annoyed with these two guys in my class who write tiny and in pencil.
she said
“no {student 1s} is lighter but bigger. {Student 2s} is smaller but darker.” Student one is white. Student 2 is black. The class burst into laughter and my teacher was rather embarrassed xD</p>
<p>One student randomly in math class: How many ways could you kill someone with a pencil?
Students shout on guesses: 23! 10! 126.3!</p>
<p>Student A: My brother may be able to get into Harvard with his SAT score!
Student B: Well it’s possible, there’s no specefic formula for getting into it.
Student A: GPA times EC’s times SAT Score divided by class rank!</p>
<p>English teacher: “and, anyway, she was kind of a…starts with b and ends with h.”
Kid “a b*tch?!”</p>