<p>These were said by the same person… not the sharpest guy out there, but he’s usually somewhat intelligent.</p>
<p>“NO, YOU listen to me! Look, water is H2O. That means it has ONE hydrogen and TWO oxygens.” (at this point I remind him that I have an A+ in AP Chem.)</p>
<p>“What’s the chemical formula of air? No, really! Why are you guys laughing?”</p>
<p>“Do Spanish people speak Mexican?”</p>
<p>My french teacher: Paris is the most visited city, by tourists, in the world.
Student: Even more than Disney World?!</p>
<p>“What comes out of a fire hydrant?”</p>
<p>^ fire?</p>
<p>^ Fire, obviously.</p>
<p>After a teacher moved to Belgium: I wonder if she’s going to have to learn Belgian.</p>
<p>Instead of saying “splits your desks.” he said… “spread your legs.” = one embarrassed teacher.</p>
<p>Some girl in my math class said “That made in China company must be very rich.” She was very serious.</p>
<p>“Randy Jackson, wasn’t he the president or something?”</p>
<p>“<em>sarcasm</em> Oh, you mean the black president BEFORE Obama?”</p>
<p>student: <em>doesn’trealizeclasshasstartedandit’snowquiet</em> “Back seat, windows up, that’s the way I like to…”</p>
<p>teacher: <em>glares at student</em></p>
<p>student: “travel”</p>
<p>class lolz</p>
<p>About autism walk volunteer event</p>
<p>Person: After you sign up, go to your street corner
Volunteer 1: Whats a street corner?
<em>Loud Laughter</em>
Volunteer 2: ITS WHEN YOU HAVE TWO STREETS, AND THEY GO LIKE THIS <em>crossing motions with hands</em></p>
<p>I think he thought they were talking about a street CORONER, like an autopsy person for streets? I almost thought he said that too though…</p>
<p>Also, my brother’s friend in first grade asked a half pakistani and half cambodian? person if his mom was a slave.</p>
<p>"Yea, that girl that sits next to me in bio is bi…i know because when we were filling in the scantrons and the question said male or female she filled in both then drew an arrow and wrote ‘u choose’ "</p>
<p>“You don’t understand, I can’t believe I failed, I worked like a RHINO on that project!”</p>
<p>“Ugh I hate that when you get pregnant you have to get a new belly ring.”
“Ugh I know, that’s why I’m not getting one yet.”</p>
<p>People always joke about the electoral college being "a school where you learn to <em>", but in US history class, my teacher asked us what it was and some girl actually thought it was where you go to learn how to vote -</em>-</p>
<p>9th grade - we were labeling maps.
“Which one is North Korea and which one is South Korea? I can never remember.”</p>
<p>8th grade-
“So how come the Earth goes around the moon and all the other planets go around that?”</p>
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<p>BAHAHAHAH!!! That’s the funniest thing ever!!!</p>
<p>“Hey, what if I got a tattoo if (teacher’s name)'s face on my arm?”</p>
<p>They were joking, but it was so random.</p>
<p>My friend told me that in his English class some girl said:</p>
<p>“If the sun burns out I’m moving to Africa.”</p>
<p>May favorite question so far: “Is claustrophobia the fear of santa clause?”</p>
<p>And the same girl again: (Teacher capitalizes “and” on the board for emphasis) “Excuse me, what does A.N.D. stand for?”</p>
<p>“And an increase in crime leads to an increase in…?”
“Superheroes!”</p>
<p>Ahhh, AP World. Fond memories of that class.</p>
<p>^ Bahaha! That’s a funny one.</p>
<p>In Calculus, this guy had to describe what my teacher did (he doesn’t know anything…the answer was 2nd fundamental rule of Calculus or something like that)…His answer: “Just look at it logically…” (not really stupid, because it is kind of right…but it was funny…now answer to all calculus problems “Just look at it logically”)</p>
<p>(My teacher “comebacks” are horrible: “And what then, a purple dinosaur comes out?”)</p>
<p>Talking about the Belgian Congo rubber trade and if King Leopold should be sentenced to death.</p>
<p>Defense team: What is this, World War II?</p>