<p>Andrew: Is this solution supposed to be bubbling?
Alex: Don’t worry it’s only bubbling a little bit, once it starts to bubble more then you can worry
John: Guys I was supposed to pour this into the solution right?
Lab Group: …what did you just pour?
John: <em>points to random solution</em>
Lab Group: zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Alex: Well I guess as long as the teacher doesn’t notice we’re fine…lets just hope nothing happens and continue the lab</p>
<p>3 minutes later the solution starts to bubble more and the teacher finally notices we did something wrong</p>
<p>Chemistry Teacher: *** IT’S GONNA BLOW, RUN AND DUCK UNDER THE TABLES IN THE CORNER</p>
<p>everyone in the room runs and ducks in the corner as the solution starts to bubble more and then blows up</p>
<p>A: Yeah, we should totally watch Hercules tomorrow
B: Hercules? I don’t think I’ve seen it
A: Really? I watched it all the time when I was little
B: He’s the one with the hunchback, right?</p>
<p>Oh man. These are some of the best from my very recent high school experience:</p>
<p>My AP World and AP Gov teacher:
Someone said they were pro-abortion, his answer: “You mean pro-choice. No one is pro-abortion. Well, teach a couple of years and then you might be.”</p>
<p>Talking about wool and cotton in the 1800’s: “What do you mean we don’t have any thread, damn it?! Oops, I swore.”</p>
<p>Talking about death and being cremated:
Some kid: “How do you know you don’t need your body when you die?”
Teacher: “…that would be just my luck.”</p>
<p>Discussing Sri Lanka:
Kid: “How do you spell that?”
Teacher: “S-R-I…Lanka.”</p>
<p>My female history teacher, concerning a discussion about school safety: “Whenever I see a creepy guy following me, I just tell him that I have an STD.”
<em>Awkward pause</em>
Teach, extremely mortified: “NO, NO! I don’t really HAVE an STD. I just say that!”</p>
<p>we were talking about the gospel of wealth in APUSH:</p>
<p>teacher:so, if you saw someone bleeding to death on the side of the road, you wouldn’t help them?
student 1:no, I would.
teacher:so why wouldn’t you give money to a poor person on the side of the road?
student 1:umm…
random student:but giving them money wouldn’t stop them from bleeding!!!</p>
<p>Mr. Schaefer (bio teacher): “I’ve got a joke for ya. How do you make a hormone?”
Class: “How?”
Mr. Schaefer: “You take her to your room and pay her.”</p>
<p>“What country recently had a controversy with rigged elections?”
“…China?”
“Nope, try again.”</p>
<h2>“OH, I KNOW! America!”</h2>
<p>Gonk. These were both second-hand, from a while ago. I think they kind of contradict the idea that kids from international schools are worldly and amazing.</p>
<p>^ rofl. Trying to guess who said that now. But the first one, is not totally invalid - schools used to teach that a couple of decades ago. In fact my dad almost got suspended from school for saying that Vasco De Gama did NOT discover India. We did! lol </p>
<p>Teacher: Listen to me, I can do anything
Student: Anything ma’am?
Teacher: Anything
Student: Fly, ma’am</p>
<p>It sounds stupid but it was funny at the time.</p>
<p>Math Wiz: What is the difference between an introverted and an extroverted mathematician?
Class: (Silence)
Math Wiz: An extroverted mathematician actually looks down at your shoes</p>
<p>^^^ The first quote is from my best male friend. The second one is from a female twin who also happens to be a teacher’s daughter (and a total b!tch). (I’ll PM you if you can’t figure it out.)</p>
<p>Some guy in my world history class who apparently never bothered to look at a map: “I thought the Soviet Union was in Russia” and “I though North America was part of America [U.S.]”</p>
<p>“Who wrote Zlata’s Diary?”
-“Uhmm Anne Frank?” - he didn’t say this seriously tho</p>
<p>Before the results of the Geography exam were announced</p>
<p>-“Ma’am who was the topper? A boy, a girl or Aditya?” (Aditya is the class clown whom everyone picked on). It was funny at the time but looking back it seems a bit mean.</p>