<p>“Jesus was Jewish? I thought he was Christian!”</p>
<p>7th Grade English
We had a day where you could wear any hat you wanted, so my friend wore his Viking hat (it has horns).</p>
<p>Walking into class.
Teacher: O wow Ian you are looking awfully horny today.</p>
<p>The teacher had to leave class to go ask the principal why the class was laughing so hard.</p>
<p>In 9th grade bio, we were talking about chickens and eggs, and a girl asked, “Could there be a baby chick in the eggs that you buy at the supermarket?”</p>
<p>In 4th grade, my teacher was talking about how greenhouse gasses cause global warming, and I was thinking, “Why can’t somebody get a bulldozer and knock down all the greenhouses in the world?” :)</p>
<p>Okay, this dates back to 7th grade English and is by far the dumbest quote I’ve heard in my school career. Our English teacher was talking about how Barack Obama might run for President, thus giving the United States an opportunity to elect the first African-American President in history. This girl frantically raised her hand in terror (and keep in mind, she was being serious, not even joking around) and asked, “WAIT! But, like, if Obama becomes President, won’t he, like, enslave all the white people?!”</p>
<p>My teacher had no idea how to respond…</p>
<p>8th grade Math-
(we’re talking about this kid (Kevin) who’s Cuban and was considered “goth”)
Mr. T- “Kevin the only hispanic gothic kid I’ve ever met.”
Girl: “KEVIN’S HISPANIC!? I THOUGHT HE WAS CUBAN?!”</p>
<p>XD</p>
<p>no context for this whatsoever:
“what are the 80’s?”</p>
<p>i have no idea how that even came up, coming from the same girl who asked why there are leftie desks (to which my teacher responded “because there are leftie people…”)</p>
<p>Ooh i forgot one!</p>
<p>I actually wasn’t in the class for this, but several people i know were there…
Dr. S- 10th grade Biology teacher. </p>
<p>Kid- “Wait. So is sperm and cum the same thing?”
Dr. S- “Uh… What is cum?”</p>
<p>XD</p>
<p>9th grade Bio -</p>
<p>Teacher: Did anyone go to exotic places for vacation?</p>
<p>Kid 1: I saw glaciers</p>
<p>Kid 2 (turns to me and asks): What are glaciers?</p>
<p>Same class, different scenario. Teacher was explaining how there is a bigger chance of an offspring from parents aged 40+ being mentally ■■■■■■■■. She then suddenly started talking about twins. It was then that one of the twins in my grade “woke up” and asked:
“Wait! I know that I’m not smart and all, but just because I’m a twin does it mean that I’m ■■■■■■■■?”</p>
<p><em>facepalm</em></p>
<p>Watching a movie in Social Studies in 8th grade about colonizing America:</p>
<p>“WAIT, they had dogs back then?!”</p>
<p>8th Grade USH:
“Why would the build a spooky canal?” (Learning about the Erie canal)
“Wait, why are R and J here? Haven’t they heard of the Indian Removal Act?”</p>
<p>“When you say ‘perpendicular,’ is that, like, the same thing as parallel?”</p>
<p>8th grade algebra class.</p>
<p>“I’m not a stoner, I just smoke weed!”</p>
<p>I wanted to laugh out loud, but I was afraid she’d beat me up.</p>
<p>LOL @ the last two posts! 
haha made my day.</p>
<p>Someone was talking about the CN Tower & how it was the tallest building in the world.
This girl: NO IT’S NOT!! THAT’S THE ONE THAT GOT BLOWN UP, I SAW IT ON TV WHEN IT HAPPENED!!!
… Toooooo funny. :P</p>
<p>Teacher: What’s the net force?
Kid: 15 N to the right.
Teacher: 15? No…
Kid: It is, miss.
Teacher: How did you get that?
Kid: There’s 35 N on the right & 25 N on the left & you just have to subtract them…
Fail… lol.</p>
<p>Ok, biology, 9th or 10th grade i don’t remember. This dumb girl from my class gets called in front of the class to answer questions. I don’t remember though if she volunteered to do so or was she actually called out.</p>
<p>As she comes in front of the class.
T(the teacher): Soo, could you show me the left ventricle of a human heart on a picture behind you?
G(the girl): Ya sure. <em>points at the left lung</em>
<em>the class is laughing their butts off</em>
T: OK… could you explain the breathing process for me?
G: Well, basically, the blood and the air we breathe in mix together in our lungs.
<em>the class laughs hysterically</em>
<em>the girl starts crying, leaves the class</em></p>
<p>5 minutes later…
<em>the girl comes back, no longer crying</em>
T: Ok (random name), I’ll give you your last chance, are you ready?
G: Yes
T: What is the color of lymphatic fluid?
G: LIQUID (referring to the color)</p>
<p>2 years later, we still laugh at this in class :D</p>
<p>“What does PB&J stand for?”</p>
<p>One day in my US History class:</p>
<p>Kid: (Raise hand)
Teacher: Yes?
Kid: I have kind of a dumb question, it’s not really about history, but about geography…
Teacher: What is it?
Kid: Well, where do the people in, like Kansas swim?
Teacher: What? What are you trying to say?
Kid: Like you know how people in Massachusetts swim in the Atlantic Ocean, and people in California swim in the Pacific Ocean. Like, where do they swim in Kansas?
Kid 2: IN THE KANSAS OCEAN!</p>
<p>People were laughing for the next five minutes.</p>
<p>Also, another favorite (I wasn’t there for this one, this one was in a 7th grade science class):
“What’s a sandwich?”</p>
<p>Apparently the kid was trying to ask what a “sand-witch” was, if that’s anything.</p>
<p>my 10th grade biology class, a girl asked if ear wax could be eaten…</p>
<p>Teacher: Okay, clear your desks, it’s time for a pop quiz!
Student: I tried to clear my desk but the bacteria just wouldn’t leave!</p>
<p>In human geography: “So like do they have to inject the milk into coconuts or what?”…favorite response: “Of couse, in the same way they inject it into cows”</p>
<p>Kid 1: We have a quarter of an hour left –
Kid 2: 25 minutes, you guys!</p>