<p>“You’re good at ideas.”</p>
<p>On a topic of using research to take a side :</p>
<p>Teacher: can anyone think of a research question?
Girl : is the moon made out of cheese?</p>
<p>Shaking my head</p>
<p>8th grade English class, girl giving presentation on animal testing:
“Animals are people too”</p>
<p>Alg. 2 Class: </p>
<p>“If e is a number, then why doesn’t it come out on Sesame Street?! I’ve seen EVERY episode and not once did e pop up!”</p>
<p>11th grade, Calculus teacher puts the days notes on the board, the title being “L’Hospital’s Rule”</p>
<p>Kid 1: “What’s L ‘derivative’ Hospital?” (thought the apostrophe was a prime)
Kid 2: “A medical clinic, and the second derivative a doctor, right?”</p>
<p>In sophomore English, someone mentioned Dexter. So, stemming from a description of Dexter dealing with his victims in rooms protected by plastic and questions about how he managed to accomplish everything in such a short period of time came a twenty-minute conversation about how to commit the perfect murder. Then a brilliant girl raised her hand.</p>
<p>“But, where does he get all the plastic??”</p>
<p>This coming from the same person who asked, “By punctual, you mean you add periods and stuff, right?”</p>
<p>I was in English class me and my friends were blowing a project off and then one of them asks, “Why do you have black people’s skin and white people’s hair?”</p>
<p>Keep in mind I’m neither Negroid or Mongloid, but in fact a Caucasian in terms of the 3 great races.</p>
<p>“Is West Virginia a state?”</p>
<p>The example question on some standardized test (I think it’s AP exams) is about what Chicago is, and a girl in my room thought it was a state… She was so proud because she thought she had found a huge mistake made by the College Board.</p>
<p>Freshman year, during a loud pep rally, a flute decided to play the pen<em>s game (where you take turns saying the word “pen</em>s” and get louder and louder until someone notices) with a senior snare drum who had the balls to shout it. So he does shout it, and she screams it. It just so happens that the room had gone silent because the national anthem had started playing. Everyone looks at her, and she sheepishly draws out the word and then joins in singing: “Pen…is…icular…larity? What so proudly we hailed…”</p>
<p>During history class one of the students get in an argument with another. With all the noise the teacher finally asked what was going on to which student A who started the conversation said:</p>
<p>“Fidel Castro helped win the Mexican Revolution didn’t he?! I keep telling this moron (Student B groans) that Castro’s the reason Mexico won independence from Spain. Tell <em>insert name</em> I’m right!”</p>
<p>Teacher: We aren’t even talking about Mexico. How did you get on that subject?</p>
<p>Student B: 'cuz he’s a moron. That’s like saying Obama went back in time and was a general during the American Revolution.</p>
<p>History class while talking about the current population problem caused by “anchor babies”</p>
<p>Girl: …what are those people called who break the law?
Me: They’re called a lot of things.
Girl: No! The ones who carry the anchor over to America.
<em>The whole class starts to correct her</em>
Discouraged history teacher: Illegal immigrants. They break the law and yes, they carry the anchor.</p>
<p>FACEPALM</p>
<p>While researching for drug project, street names.</p>
<p>Guy 1: (looks at screen) Lucy in the sky with Diamonds</p>
<p>Me: (singing) Lucy in the sky with diamonds.</p>
<p>Guy 2: who sings that song?</p>
<p>Me: The beatles.</p>
<p>Guy 2: THE BEATLES DID DRUGS??!!?!???!?!</p>
<p>If it is to be, it is up to me…</p>
<p>LOL Typeakid, one of my fav’s!</p>
<p>8th grade science test:</p>
<p>What has a pH of 7?
A. Banana
B. Water
C. Sodium
D. Your mom</p>
<p>Will you miss Ms. [teacher’s name]?
A. Yes
B. Yes
C. Yes
D. No</p>
<p>Quote from World History:
teacher: Name one of the products in the Kingdom of Kush.
random student: Kush (slang for marijuana)</p>
<p>Quotes from Honors English:
teacher: Okay, we have a test today.
same student as above: Wait! We have a test today???
teacher: Yeah, didn’t I just say that?</p>
<p>same student: Shut up Kyle!
class and teacher: Kyle’s not in this class!
student: Oh.</p>
<p>During band practice:
kid sits on his drumsticks
director: Ramon, you know we don’t sit on sticks in here!</p>
<p>girl walks by with lollipop
director: Don’t choke on the juices.</p>
<p>At summer camp:
on front steps taking group photo
camp coordinator: What do yall say now? Is it monkey balls?
everyone laughs for 5 minutes</p>
<p>German class, my teacher “no, gen stands for genitive case, and it had nothing to do with genitals”</p>
<p>8th grade history class:</p>
<p>Girl said “Wait, did people see in black and white back then?”</p>
<p>9th grade biology: the same girl was reading a sentence out loud that went something like
Actual Text - “There are many different organisms in our stomach blah blah blah…”
What she read - “There are many different orgasms in our… wait what!?”</p>
<p>There’s this one girl from England who totally HATES the French. She could go off about how they’re “smelly” and “disgusting” and “overrated for no real reason”. Then one day she asks “Wait…so is Paris in France?”</p>
<p>I was my class’ salutatorian and I thought the Netherlands and Holland were different countries until junior year…</p>
<p>Lulz</p>
<p>While reading a Christmas carol
Kid: What does gay mean?</p>
<p>Should be noted that at the time, this kid had on a shirt that said I’m a WiiNER.</p>
<p>If it is to be, it is up to me…</p>