<p>I once got 3400% error on an AP Chem lab. Not a quote, but I am still amused by it.</p>
<p>that puts my 300% error to shame…</p>
<p>8th Grade Algebra 1H class…</p>
<p>Student: “Can I do #1 on the board, then go and use the bathroom”
Teacher: “I think you can go do #1 in the bathroom”</p>
<p>Also not a quote, but in 9th grade my entire honors chemistry class got negative mass in a lab. It turned out that it was the teacher’s fault.</p>
<p>Girl One took AP European History last year. Girl 2 is reading a book about the Holocaust.</p>
<p>Girl One: Hey (Girl 2), what’s that book about?
Girl 2: The Holocaust.
Girl One: What’s the Holocaust?</p>
<p>(Whole side of the room facepalms).</p>
<p>Guy One: (Girl One), What’s a Jew?
Girl One: Oh! That thing…with…Hitler!</p>
<p>Me: (Girl One), What country is Hitler from?
Girl One: Africa!</p>
<p>Girl Three: Uhh…(Girl One), Africa is not a country.</p>
<p>Girl One: Oh yeah! That’s the continent. France!</p>
<p>(Whole side of the room facepalms).</p>
<p>Girl Four: Did that really just happen?</p>
<p>Spanish Teacher: Unfortunately.</p>
<p>Professor: Who was the greatest scientist in the 17th century?
Kid: Einstein?</p>
<p>Talking about elementary schools:
Boy: I went to Alan Shephard elementary
Girl: Why does your school have a person name (this girl and I went to Grant Wood elementary)
Everyone else: speechless</p>
<p>Listing the countries who colonized America:
Girl: Wait so was this before or after the Indians got here
Everyone else: once again speechless</p>
<p>Same class
Same day</p>
<p><em>puts on nerd glasses</em> The answer to that question is ambiguous. Pascal’s contributions to physics and mathematics were basically equal to those of Newton in scope.</p>
<p>From my friend who was falling asleep and the teacher asked her why:
“I’m sorry Mr. X but when you talk I fall asleep!”</p>
<p>WHOLE class died!</p>
<p>Me: Hey Ms. X, is there an F in WAY?
Ms. X: No silly, there’s no f-ing way…OH…<em>Class dies while she blushes</em></p>
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<li>last year, we were working with “ball and stick” models in chemistry. it’s bad enough that the name of the lab put bad thoughts in our teenage minds, but our teacher made it worse by saying:</li>
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<p>“remember class, the sticks have to fit into the holes. if it doesn’t fit, it’s wrong”.
i bet he did that on purpose…</p>
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<li>in AP World History, on the first day of class, our teacher (he was German) made us line up for a class activity. </li>
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<p>Teacher: “look! a German guy is telling you all to line up!”
Class (in our minds): oh crap… O_O</p>
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<li>i had one of these moments myself a few months ago when we were discussing the election of 1828 in APUSH and how Jackson blamed his wife’s death on John Quincy Adams. </li>
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<p>Me: “so did John Quincy Adams’ wife die too?”
-cue rest of the class dying of laughter-</p>
<p>I realized 5 seconds later how wrong that sentence came out… someone even sarcastically said “no, she’s still alive”. ■■■ -_-</p>
<p>freshman Geography class:
“If the north pole is really cold, shouldn’t the south pole be really hot?”</p>
<p>In my civics class, my teacher asks,“Class, is Obama a democrat/liberal or a republican/conservative?”
Girl:“He’s a republican/conservative.”
Teacher: “Try again.”
Girl:“Oh I though Obama was a republican…”</p>
<p>After 3 years of Obama being president, I didn’t think anyone would not know the party of the president!!!</p>
<p>It was a had to be there moment…</p>
<p>Boy: Hey what time is it?
Girl: It’s…uhh…12…umm…it’s 12:63!!</p>
<p>It was actually 12:30…</p>
<p>8th grade Social Studies: “France? Is that next to Ti-WAN.”</p>
<p>AP GOPO Class: “Those of you who took AP US History probably know more about this material than me.” (That’s the teacher talking, on the first day of class.)</p>
<p>Principal during morning announcements (this guy isn’t much of a speaker): “Will you all please go to a silent place, and we will have our moment of silence.”</p>
<p>“You need to be in your 2nd period class (we have morning announcements at the beginning of 2nd period) If you’re not in your 2nd period class…that’s a problem.”</p>
<p>This morning: “Will you all please stand and be silent, and we will have our moment of silence.”</p>
<p>GOPO class: “What’s it called when there’s only one house in the legislature?”
“Monotheism!”</p>
<p>AP English Lit: “The due date for this assignment was on your syllabus.”
“What’s a syllabus?”</p>
<p>Alternative Energies: “Wait…what’s that little thang on the turbine that generates the electricity called?”
“Umm…the generator.”</p>
<p>We were talking about stillbirth, and someone says:</p>
<p>Girl 1: “Oh, My aunt was stillborn.”
Everyone else: “aww”, etc.
Girl 1: “Oh no, it’s okay, she’s fine. She has her own apartment now…”</p>
<p>lmaoo</p>
<p>Not a quote per se, but a “Patriotic Lyrical Poem” turned in at a gifted LA class in 8th grade</p>
<p>I love America
I love it more than Canada
I love America
I love it more than England
I love America
I love it more than China
I love America
I love it more than Mexico
I love America
I love it more than Japan
I love America
I love it more than India
I love America
I love it more than Russia
I love America
I love America</p>
<p>-------------------------------------------If it is to be, it is up to me…</p>
<p><em>Half-way through Spanish II</em></p>
<p>Student 1: Ms. X, what does “yo” mean?</p>
<p>My APUSH teacher always said “remember, grindings for coffee” before school dances</p>
<p>10th grade Honors History: “What’s the opposite of a Republican?”</p>