birthday present for my boy..

<p>leah, make it. it would be the greatest present ever. OR get one of those consoles that can also function as a smoking machine!! i dont smoke but theyre all cool ideas. or you can buy him a vaporizer. supposedly you still get high and no smoke comes out and theres no burning so the decreasing the chance he gets lung cancer.</p>

<p>haha if someone can find me instructions, i'm totally on it.</p>

<p>also his friends have a vaporizer so we really don't need one.
and he smokes cloves all the time, so the lung cancer is basically a lost cause..weirdly, i find boys pretty attractive when they're smoking (although i'm not a smoker myself), so i don't try to get him to stop..shoot me..</p>

<p>Nerds smoke? Thats a newsflash.</p>

<p>Not really. getting high and playing games is fun I hear. Although playing WII is not recommended. </p>

<p>I smoke sometimes to look cool. But mostly I smoke because I'm drunk.</p>

<p>EDIT: OOOOOOOOOO best present IDEA EVER. Blow up sex doll. Even as a gag. DOIT. K going to go drink and party and then do physics homework.</p>

<p>haha yeah he said he bought me something at some risque store in the red light district of the country he's in..i told him to get something else, too, so that i didn't have to show my parents his exceedingly thoughtful gift..</p>

<p>i should totally reciprocate..</p>

<p>and what risque present might that be, ms. coy-and-mysterious?</p>

<p>you know Easy.</p>

<p>he wouldn't tell me..hahah, i can only imagine.</p>

<p>he did share that his roommate and a friend were there when he selected it. and his roomie assured me i'd appreciate it. which is slightly concerning.</p>

<p>Maybe some BDSM equipment? hmm?</p>

<p>i can only hope..</p>