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Colleges & Universities A-Z Dartmouth College
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<p>How many Dartmouth students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?</p>

<p>NONE !!....there is no electricity in Hanover</p>

<p>i know its old but perhaps the 11s never heard it</p>

<p>other school light bulb jokes?</p>

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<p>how old is that joke? as far as i know hanover DOES have electricity :-s</p>

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<p>How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two -- one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.</p>

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<p>How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Eleven, one to change it, ten to share in the experience OR
Answer: Two, one to do it and the other one to major in Light Bulb Changing.</p>

<p>How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: None, New Haven looks better in the dark.</p>

<p>How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: One, but he gets six credits for it.</p>

<p>How many Harvard students does it take to change a lighbulb?
Answer: One, and the world seems to revolve around him.</p>

<p>We need Columbia and Cornell dudes!!</p>

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<p>Columbia
Seventy-six. One to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right to not be disposed, and twentyfive to hold a counter-protest.</p>

<p>Cornell
Seven. One to change the lightbulb, six to crack under pressure and commit suicide.</p>

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<p>^^^LMAO.....Are they really known or did you make the last two up?</p>

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<p>How many MIT students does it take to change the light bulb?
Answer : 5, 1 to change the bulb and the other 4 to write papers..... :D</p>

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<p>How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J. Crew
outfit to wear for the occasion.</p>

<p>How many Oberlin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three--One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the
old one.</p>

<p>How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, dude.</p>

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<p><a href="http://www.aaaugh.com/jokes/light_bulb_jokes.html%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.aaaugh.com/jokes/light_bulb_jokes.html&lt;/a>
^that's a whole list of them. Enjoy!</p>

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<p>isaac:</p>

<p>How many Dartmouth students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?</p>

<p>NONE....forget electricity, Hanover doesn't even have running water!</p>

<p>Or, its derivative:</p>

<p>NONE...students too busy fetching water from the river.</p>

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<p>forgettable....good job dude!</p>