<p>If you did not find that funny, then you have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever. It's not a joke that's like "HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAA!!!" but it could be...</p>
<p>wow. What an anticlimatic story.</p>
<p>no offense to anyone, but nothing posted has been funny. the only semi funny thing was babybird87's post about the gay test. but other than that its been lame and cheesy, just like this one....</p>
<p>Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.</p>
<p>The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."</p>
<p>The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.</p>
<p>The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.</p>
<p>The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."</p>
<p>This are excellent political satires!...and very funny too!</p>
<p>boo.........</p>
<p>punkette's thing was like the Purple Wombat story...long and anticlimactic. there's a whole bunch of jokes in that same vein out there. </p>
<p>coqui, the gaytest <em>is</em> hilarious...but did you look around nedroid.com? there's some amazing stuff there...like this...<a href="http://www.nedroid.com/images/hireme.JPG%5B/url%5D">http://www.nedroid.com/images/hireme.JPG</a></p>
<p>oh my. <a href="http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/terror.html%5B/url%5D">http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/terror.html</a></p>
<p>and this is music, but it's great, just ignore the name "spermus", it's an inside joke: <a href="http://www.camerhill.dsl.pipex.com/music/rapevan.mp3%5B/url%5D">http://www.camerhill.dsl.pipex.com/music/rapevan.mp3</a></p>
<p>uhhhh....yeah.....sure....like i said before....(but at least the gay test was funny)</p>
<p>Maybe this might chance your minds.</p>
<p>no...it doesnt</p>
<p><a href="http://www.kerrang.com%5B/url%5D">www.kerrang.com</a></p>
<p>i don't understand it.</p>
<p>Go watch Frasier, coqui.</p>
<p>-whats the difference between Jesus and a painting? a painting only requires one nail to be hung-</p>
<p>justperfect
thats not funny in a "haha" way, but its funny in a "damn thats wrong" way.</p>
<p>aim78
are you kidding?</p>
<p>to everyone
whoever puts something up that is actually funny and makes ME laugh (its conceited, i know) will get a....uh...surprise....</p>
<p>Tell me something, you ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?</p>
<p>what does a duck say to a rabbit? </p>
<p>stop BUgging me !!! get it ?:D</p>
<h2>What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor:</h2>
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<p>Where's my tractor?</p>
<p>When you hear this joke with a couple of shots of vodka in you, you would burst out laughing also :).</p>
<p>lol we people have an excellent sense of humor</p>
<p>it's still a no</p>
<p>the world's greatest math pickup line:</p>
<p>i wish i was your derivative, cuz then i'd be tangent to all your curves.</p>
<p><em>hehe</em> happy happy joy joy. i like flowers. who's ever eaten flowers before?</p>