<p>If you don't know how these work, then shame on you. I'll go first:</p>
<p>A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.</p>
<p>How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?</p>
<p>It shouldn’t take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.</p>
<p>lololol I wish I were clever enough to think of some :/</p>
<p>Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.</p>
<p>Why did the 2nd chicken cross the road?
Same reason as the first one did.</p>
<p>Why did the 3rd chicken cross the road?
It was following the other two.</p>
<p>Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn’t. It got run over mid-way.</p>
<p>An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.</p>
<p>What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I was lying about the wheels.</p>
<p>A priest, Michael Jackson, and a pedophile walk into a bar. They then proceed to molest small children. (I know this one is HORRIBLE, but I laughed so hard the first time I heard it.)</p>
<p>I know I know a lot more, but I can’t remember them right now.</p>
<p>PioneerJones;</p>
<p>This is too funny. </p>
<p>Knock knock.
Come in.</p>
<p>^ Why did I laugh at that?</p>
<p>Two black guys walk into a bar. So the bar tender looks around and says what’ll you two fine gentlemen be having. So they pay their tab and couldn’t have been more courteous.</p>
<p>Your mother smells so bad that people talk about it behind her back and one person even sent her some soap in the mail.</p>
<p>^^Lol that was from Family Guy.</p>
<p>So two black guys walk into a bar. <em>makes sure no black people are in the vicinity</em> So they <em>black guy walks in</em> pay their tab and… could have been more courteous.</p>
<p>An Indian man and a Chinese man are haggling over the price of a pair of shoes. They eventually settle on a price and walk away satisfied with the exchange.</p>
<p>Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.</p>
<p>So a priest, rabbi, and minster walk into a bar. And discuss how to make the world a better place.</p>
<p>^^Oh god I laughed so hard at that one! :D</p>
<p>A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punch lines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke.</p>
<p>This is from the novel Fight Club:</p>
<p>Q: If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?
A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin</p>
<p>A blond, brunette, and red-head are being chased by the cops. They find some sacks, and decide to crawl in. They die of suffocation.</p>
<p>^lol I actually just heard the original joke. Pootato.
Did you get these from the anti-joke blogspot?</p>
<p>Okay, so I just made this one up, so it will be very boring</p>
<p>What’s the difference between Lady Gaga and a deck of cards?</p>
<p>A: Lot’s of things! <em>rimshot</em></p>