<p>Hopefully my stupidly pretentious title got you hooked. </p>
<p>overall GPA for first 3 years of high school: tentative 97, not finalized
Rank: 15th (3 places below the top 10%)
Standardized Tests: SAT Is: CR 800, Math 800, Writing 770, haven't gotten my ACT or SAT II scores yet.
APs: Took AP Euro sophomore year, got a 5, this year I took AP Calc, Physics, and US History. Not really sure how I did on most of them although I'm pretty sure or at least hope that I got a 5 on Calc. Next year I will be taking AP French, Chem, Gov, and English (not sure which one) + I will be taking Calculus II at a nearby top ranked liberal arts college. I will have taken all the honors and AP classes I possibly could, as well as skipped a grade in Math. Pretty objectively I believe the rigorousness of my course load is second only to the current #1 in my class, although it's obviously difficult to judge. I tell you this only because I know school context is helpful for you and considered by colleges when judging course load.
Extracurriculars: 2 main ones are ballet (I'm a guy), and music, specifically composition and cello, which I expect to continue more seriously in college as well. As far as depth of involvement, I have attended a 4-week ballet summer camp in Saratoga associated with the New York City Ballet for the last 4 years and will be attending that along with a 4-week orchestral summer camp in Saratoga associated with the Philadelphia Orchestra this summer. I have almost no recorded community service hours, although I am politically active, and campaigned for Obama in Penn in 2008. I have a small but I like to think fairly good photography portfolio. I am Vice-President of my school's MUN team. I think that's about it. I hope I didn't get too self-indulgent making my record seem good. </p>
<p>My EC's are probably weak in that there aren't many of them, and community service may be a problem although to be honest I really don't know how valued that is if at all in admissions decisions. However, I like to think that at least some of my EC's are unusual and perhaps alluring to admissions officials. Obviously, my biggest weaknesses are my GPA and class rank. They really should be higher but to be perfectly honest my work ethic in my first few years of high school has been pretty poor although gradually improving. I tend to waste my time reading political blogs and making/listening to music. Unsurprisingly, I'm an absolutely horrible procrastinator, although I do always eventually do my work. Also, I like having a social life. This is not to say that I'm not academically motivated as you'll be able to tell by some of my unreasonably ambitious college ideas, I'm merely engaging in some pointless excuse-making. Really I apologize, because I think I'm rambling. In fact I'm doing this right now to avoid doing the last bit of homework I have all year. </p>
<p>All important college choices:
Columbia (top choice but reach)
maybe Stanford (extreme reach)
Oberlin
UCBerkeley (spelling?)</p>
<p>the next choices are pretty poorly researched and extremely tentative:
Pomona
Brown
Wesleyan</p>
<p>If you chance me, I'll be more than happy to chance back. Unless you do the lazy "looks like you have decent chances at most of these places chance me here: <em>link</em>." Also, I'd be delighted if anyone, seeing my EC's and academic record, has any suggestions for colleges I should look at, because I'm pretty bad at this college search thing. I hope I haven't turned anyone off by the unnecessary length and unfocused nature of this post. Of course I have. I'm pretty new here and I'm sure I'll get a few annoyed responses about something annoying or arguably pretentious/self-indulgent/self-referential I said, like this, or how my writing is overly stylized and how I should be more succinct. Those responses will probably all be true. Thanks in advance for responses!</p>