<p>Ha, if I went to Harvard I would be the stupidest one there...no thanks</p>
<p>Hey, it's one thing for me to mock ppl bragging on being shoe-ins for Harvard yet still wondering what their chances are, but it's another for me to mock ppl whose only chances ARE places like DeVry and obviously can't get in anywhere else. It'd just be offensive and condescending, and I'm not THAT bad of a b*tch.</p>
<p>Do I get to insert my ultra-feminist comments here?</p>
<p>No go post somewhere else...we need to find a new audience to try our material on, I think goldfish got tired of us</p>
<p>not really. I'm still here</p>
<p>Well I'm really applying to Harvard. :) lol And yes I am a guy. An Asian, an overrepresented minority trying to stay alive in a sea of other Asians with killer stats, super rec, and mind-boggling essays.</p>
<p>OK, your turn to try your hand at a "what are my chances?" ad....the only rules...it must be totally unbelievable (hence the 4 prez of honors societies, the acing of APs even with a drug habit, etc)</p>
<p>DUDE NO WAY!! Xixi, there you go! (my friend says asians aren't counted as minorities, or something....)</p>
<p>that's why I said Overrepresented minority...lol ..here goes my unbelievable story</p>
<p>Lay it on me - is that even a phrase any more? it sounds like something from the ninja turtle episodes I watched as a 3 year old....
I'm trying to elongate this post because evidently you can only post every 60 seconds and so far only about 30 have elapsed since i posted on the other "harvard my chances of getting in" w/e thread...</p>
<p>SAT: 1600, 2400
SAT II: Math 2C, Math 1C, Chemistry, physics, biology E, US History, World History, Literature, Writing- all 800
AP- 11 5s </p>
<p>Class president- 9-12
Chess club, DECA, Habitat for humanity- founder
NHS, Spanish club, HOSA- co founders</p>
<p>National Merit Semifinalist
Presidential Scholar
USAMO Qualifier
Park Scholar
Quest Scholar
SF Bridge Program
National AP Scholar
Borchadt Concerto Competition Winner
Intel Siemens Finalist
Westinghouse Competition Winner
Harvard Book Award
Harvard Medical School internship
Chopin Piano Competition- 1st place
International chopin competition- 2nd place
Mathcounts 1st place winner- grades 6-12
Community service, essay, quiz bowl, outstanding math awards awards
17 other 1st place piano competition finishes
President Bush Most Likely to Rule the World Award
Bush Anti-Terrorism Award</p>
<p>Patent for improved diabetes testing system. Discovered drug Inrogen that gives ALS patients a 50% survival rate.</p>
<p>I applied to some stupid "Asian American scholarships" then was informed I'm "not the right kind of Asian." (the exact warning on the rejection letter, btw.) What kind of Asian am I supposed to be then?</p>
<p>HOOOOLy crap dude! congrats....i'm in awe....is that what you wanted to hear?</p>
<p>omg he got freaking perfects on all his tests and wins this and that and grr, Mar this is another one of those "I hate these kinds of people" kinda things!!</p>
<p>I also spent 3rd and 4th grade in Tallinn, Estonia, teaching girls how to speak Portuguese, English, French, German, Latin, Chilean, Chinese, Sankrit, Assyrian, and even giving them tips on how to write essays in their native languages. </p>
<p>My parents, grandparents, great-grandparents, great-great-grandparents all went to Harvard. I have 10 siblings and they all go to Oxford. I have connections in 6 major countries and my cousins uncle is the prime minister of Luxembourg.</p>
<p>and you sleep for like 2 minutes every night, right? this is suspiciously like the first story in "chicken soup for a college soul"...look it up</p>
<p>LOL you almsot had me for a second there very nice made up story</p>
<p>Lol what people do on Saturdays instead of their AP chemistry homework .lol</p>
<p>how do you know that story is made up?</p>
<p>Is your nose growing longer yet? Or is that your something else growing smaller?</p>