I’m in!! Just tell me where to send the app/check.
I’ve decided that I want to go to the Rocky Mountain School. Not only would I get to be an Oyster (still…Really?), but also, they have programs in glass blowing, blacksmithing, and silversmithing. How awesome would that be? My alternative plan, if that doesn’t work out, is to take our 1980 Chevrolet Cargo van (we call her “Old Blue”), load it with an air mattress and my 47 cats, drive to eastern PA and park it right across from campus. (“Who’s that creepy lady living in the old van with all the cats?” “Uh, that’s my mom.”) I just hope I can get on the meal plan (“mom, I had eggs benedict with lobster for breakfast. The hollandaise was delectable”)
I read that families when they stop by can eat for free at DS’s school. If they come regularly say every Saturday then they have to pay. I guess one can stop by irregularly, generate random numbers to decide when to stop by.
This thread is absolutely hysterical. Trying to think of something witty to add!!!