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Chance Me / Match Me!
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<p>Ok, guyz, I sent in my app a while ago buttt.......I'm like freakin out!!!!! I neeeeeed! to know if I can get in here. Kk here r my staz mad crazy yoo, thankz in advance luv you guys!!</p>

<p>Race: 1/2 Obsessive Compulsive Asian Male, 1/2 Ethiopian (Parents from respective countries)
Schooling: Started my own high school because mine was too easy.
Background: Immigrated with parents at early age</p>

<p>SAT I: Again too easy, scored 1600 at the age of 5 after learning to speak English on the boat on the way to America.
SAT II: 750 writing (I thought it would be more fun if I wrote the essay with my non-dominant hand, and I guess they couldn't read it), 800 Math IIC, 800 Chemistry</p>

<p>Rank: 1/10000000 (My high school has grown rapidly)
GPA: 3.999 (Got an A- in freshman health, will Yale not let me in becuz of this? It's such a black mark on my transcript!!)</p>

<p>I've taken 20 AP's and scored 5's on each, and I also wrote a textbook for each AP subject I've taken in my school.</p>

<p>My recs were awesome.</p>

<p>EC's:
Matheletes
Have studied violin for 15 years with Perlman at Julliard, Carnegie Hall Debut at age of 10 playing Paganini Concerto with the NY Phil, now maintain private studio at Curtis
Key Club
Traveled the length of Africa innoculating children with my home-made vaccine against the AIDS virus
Class Council
Developing Super String Theory
JV Tennis</p>

<p>I've also done 500 community service hours, none for which I possess valid proof, and could theoretically write any number on my resume (should I just say I did 1000, doesn't Yale require a minimum like 2000??) at my local Wiccan temple. </p>

<p>I also wrote in my essay about how losing one eye, and being too poor to afford anything other than an eyepatch, has made me a stronger person. </p>

<p>I work in Hot Topic 10 hours a week, and like 50 hours a week in the summer. It rocks. I was able to afford a studded eye patch this year, it's kickin'.</p>

<p>Ok I'm applying only to Yale! Will I get in? Should I have more leadership? I dunno wat do you think? Because your opinions really matter, because whatever you think will obviously be what those adcoms think, and I've already sent in my app, but I'm neurotic and have to have another's opinion. And I need to know if I've done enough in my high school career. I don't have a 4.0, does that mean I fail? </p>

<p>Chances puhleeeeeeeeeeeease</p>

<p>I also met the Prez of Yale and innoculated him with my vaccine, will that help me? Should I sent a supplementary vaccine for the adcom?????</p>

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<p>You have no chance in hell of getting in and I don't see why you're even posting here...</p>

<p>kidding. I believe you have a great shot.</p>

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<p>biler you are an idiot. this is obviously a fake post. this ******* doesn't know what the hell he's talking about... and HOT TOPIC??? what the hell, that place is so stupid. damn trendy goth *******s... get a life and get off this board.</p>

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<p>you have a pretty good shot, what state are you from?</p>

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<p>Couldn't make the varsity team?</p>

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<p>LOL!!!!!........Thanks for the laugh........"learned to speak english on the way over and got a 1600 hunh!.......WHAT DOES ENGLISH HAVE TO DO WITH IT!....there is a math section u know......anywayz...."Because your opinions really matter, because whatever you think will obviously be what those adcoms think, and I've already sent in my app, but I'm neurotic and have to have another's opinion.".............OK......so u're just another person who doesn't agree with the what r my chances board b/c "its stupid" or "its not like thats what the admin officers think anyways"..........well we get it .........everyone knows this isn't the gospel.......we're just looking for reassurance........preferrably from people who already got into the schools (and they're r some on CC) and might just know a thing or two about getting in than other highschool students.............geez! y does the what r my chances thing bother people so much.......IF U DON'T WANT TO WASTE U'RE TIME, DON'T EVEN WASTE U"RE TIME READING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!</p>

<p><strong><em>Unless that wasn't u're intention at all.......then disregard everything after "anywayz"</em></strong>**;}</p>

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<p>Lol... I thought it was pretty funny.</p>

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<p>This afforded me a good laugh, thanks. </p>

<p>And with innoculating the Yale President, I'm sure you're in.</p>

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<p>Your school seems to fit an entire state. What school do you go to?</p>

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<p>Haha...good one.</p>

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<p>didn't know the prez of yale had aids</p>

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<p>Yeah, he's very liberal, open-minded. He's ushering in a new era in higher education.</p>

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<p>Don't waste your time.. I mean AIDS vaccine? Everyone knows that you can only buy that at WalMart... no way you're gonna make your own. And Juliard?? Highly overrated, try "Gary's music," now there's a pro-music school. Bring your SAT Grade up a little and I think you have a shot at Community College... other than that, sorry to give it to you bluntly, but you're gonig nowhere in life.
:-)</p>

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<p>90 p1@y 50m3 (.5.</p>

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<p>interesting very interesting :)</p>

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<p>I would recommend staying away from CS and caffeine and sugar and anything else that precipitated your initial rant.</p>

<p>Of course your chances are good, but you seem to lack the maturity. I think you would be happier somewhere else other than Yale.</p>

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<p>don't worry, I think you got chances. Probably 50/50 for Yale.</p>